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Vol. I · Community Daily
The Joxic Terminal
Saturday, August 29, 2026America/New_York
The Joxic Terminal — Saturday, August 29, 2026
Daily Summary
- Joxic Bot dished out a wave of Good Press Level 1 badge upgrades, prompting stare and panda to react in shock.
- tim dropped some deep bathroom philosophy about the asymmetrical relationship between pee pee time and poo poo time.
- racho demanded a Level 2 badge promotion and complained about not seeing his own junk, prompting russ to suggest installing knee-mounted mirrors like a car.
- russ and grim debated whether Charlie opened a chocolate bar or a Moon Pie in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, suspecting a Mandela effect.
- cecelia and panda bonded over crippling back pain, while vega90 recommended Tylenol and Icy Hot.
- russ, draws, and cecelia admitted to treating bed sheets as a blind 50/50 gamble, whereas tim claimed he carefully inspects for the softer side.
- fuzzy dropped a full Milwaukee ATIS aviation weather briefing straight into general chat with zero warning.
- draws and tea discovered a terrifying demon lord chicken capable of unleashing total apocalypse.
- lil pants and fuzzy issued an aggressive last-call announcement for the Joxic Fantasy Football league.
Daily News
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Daily Polls
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Badges Earned
Leaderboards
Poker
| # |  JoxCoins |  XP | Player | Hand Type | Cards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | snoib | Flush | 4♣ 6♣ J♣ K♣ A♣ |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | Trips | 6♥ K♣ A♥ A♠ A♣ |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | highwarlordkabocha | Trips | 3♣ K♥ K♦ K♠ A♠ |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | starmanluffy | Trips | 10♠ 10♥ 10♦ J♣ K♠ |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | idraws | Two Pair | 5♣ 6♦ 6♠ Q♥ Q♣ |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | .k.dub. | One Pair | 10♥ Q♦ K♥ K♠ A♦ |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | sirhappyc | One Pair | 10♦ Q♦ Q♣ K♥ A♣ |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | panda_san | One Pair | 2♥ 3♥ 10♣ 10♥ J♣ |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | momomatthew | One Pair | 5♥ 5♠ 7♣ J♠ K♥ |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | .russell | One Pair | 5♦ 5♠ 7♠ J♠ Q♦ |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | Daisy | One Pair | 3♦ 3♠ 7♥ J♠ Q♥ |
| 12 | 5 | 10 | Miyu | High Card | 6♣ 7♥ 8♦ 10♥ A♥ |
| 13 | 5 | 10 | Misato | High Card | 4♠ 5♦ 10♦ J♦ K♥ |
Joxicon
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Word | Score | Letters |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | starmanluffy | TURBID | 58 | BDTDUIRE |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | .k.dub. | JINX | 56 | JOXICKNS |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | idraws | DELUXE | 40 | UDL*IAXE |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | sirhappyc | ADVANCE | 37 | VNDEL*C* |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | highwarlordkabocha | LAID | 26 | UUULDIAI |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | EPEE | 20 | AEPUFEIE |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | snoib | GROUP | 19 | HRPUROIG |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | Daisy | SMOKE | 16 | OSKDEAMA |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | Miyu | ALIKE | 14 | IAEPWKIL |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | momomatthew | STOCK | 14 | TDOEOKSC |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | Misato | UNDUE | 11 | IEUTNDUS |
CityGuesser
Answer: New York, NY
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Guess | Distance |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | Queens, NY | 6.2 mi |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | highwarlordkabocha | New York | 119.5 mi |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | Miyu | South Carolina | 611.5 mi |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | .k.dub. | Kalamazoo, MI | 619.0 mi |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | Misato | Minnesota | 1066.6 mi |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | snoib | Kansas | 1225.1 mi |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | idraws | Houston, TX | 1424.9 mi |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | momomatthew | Idaho | 2066.4 mi |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | sirhappyc | Idaho | 2066.4 mi |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | starmanluffy | Nevada | 2288.1 mi |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | Daisy | Hawaii | 4960.7 mi |
Hack
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Word | Guesses | Strikes | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | highwarlordkabocha | SERVERS | 4 | 0/7 | CRACKED |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | AUSTRALIA | 8 | 1/7 | CRACKED |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | starmanluffy | CORRECTLY | 11 | 4/7 | CRACKED |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | idraws | VISITING | 10 | 4/7 | CRACKED |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | .k.dub. | ████████ | 0 | 0/7 | ACTIVE |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | sirhappyc | ████████ | 0 | 0/7 | ACTIVE |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | .russell | ████████ | 1 | 1/7 | ACTIVE |
Activity
Text Activity
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | XP Earned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 | 15 | .russell | 19 |
| 2 | 20 | 15 | thefreshnerd | 14 |
| 3 | 15 | 15 | panda_san | 7 |
| 4 | 10 | 15 | fuzzyman3 | 6 |
| 5 | 5 | 15 | doommoder | 5 |
Voice Activity
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | XP Earned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 | 15 | starmanluffy | 156 |
| 2 | 20 | 15 | presdough | 90 |
| 3 | 15 | 15 | fuzzyman3 | 83 |
| 4 | 10 | 15 | idraws | 56 |
| 5 | 5 | 15 | snoib | 56 |