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Vol. I · Community Daily
The Joxic Terminal
Tuesday, September 1, 2026America/New_York
The Joxic Terminal — Tuesday, September 1, 2026
Daily Summary
- racho posted a screenshot of a single-digit Valorant combat score, leaving russ completely baffled over how a score that low is mathematically possible.
- grim shared an incredibly cursed AI-generated Gardevoir trading card; racho wants to physically print it, and russ claimed he'd drop $1,000 if it were real.
- lil pants secured a highly-anticipated interview with Envoy, with lam and cecelia hyping them up for the upcoming three-month training pipeline.
- russ warned the server that the Burger King Dragon Ball lemonade is far too strong—comparing the sourness to a 'Kaioken x4 in ur mouth'—while vega90 dubbed it Super Saiyan lemonade.
- A brutal heatwave had the server collectively melting, with cecelia reporting a 115-degree heat index and draws begging the local lake for some cool rain.
- kabocha plotted to woo a female classmate with a McDonalds Keroppi toy, sparking a debate with ashe and russ over whether transitioning is a valid strategy if she turns out to be a lesbian Tracer main.
- A trend of sharing CS2 word clouds exposed everyone's toxic in-game vocabulary; lam aimed for specific profanities, ashe realized their pride-related rage-baiting paid off, and tim remembered how often he tells opponents to 'sit'.
- Over in Media, lam got entirely tripped up by US Open stat formatting, assuming a player had won multiple grand slams before fuzzy clarified that '1st' just means they lost in the first round.
- A nostalgic Plants vs Zombies discussion took an unexpectedly cursed turn when tea and ashe started discussing a highly questionable internet trend involving pumpkins.
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Badges Earned
- jackrlong — Case Opener · Lv 3
- thefreshnerd — Good Press · Lv 2
- .russell — Good Press · Lv 2
Leaderboards
Poker
| # |  JoxCoins |  XP | Player | Hand Type | Cards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | momomatthew | Full House | Q♠ Q♥ Q♦ A♥ A♠ |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | snoib | Full House | J♦ J♣ Q♣ Q♦ Q♠ |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | Full House | 9♥ 9♦ J♥ J♦ J♠ |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | .k.dub. | Full House | 8♣ 8♦ 9♥ 9♦ 9♠ |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | highwarlordkabocha | Straight | 3♦ 4♦ 5♥ 6♣ 7♣ |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | idraws | Trips | 10♦ J♥ Q♥ Q♠ Q♦ |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | jackrlong | Two Pair | 4♥ Q♣ Q♥ A♠ A♣ |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | panda_san | Two Pair | 2♣ 2♥ 8♥ 8♦ Q♥ |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | starmanluffy | Two Pair | 5♥ 5♦ 6♦ 6♣ Q♠ |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | sirhappyc | One Pair | 3♣ 10♦ J♣ J♦ K♣ |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | Daisy | One Pair | 8♣ 9♦ 9♥ 10♠ K♣ |
| 12 | 5 | 10 | .russell | High Card | 4♠ 8♦ J♠ K♠ A♠ |
| 13 | 5 | 10 | Miyu | High Card | 6♥ 7♣ 8♣ 10♦ K♠ |
| 14 | 5 | 10 | Misato | High Card | 4♠ 6♦ 7♥ J♣ Q♣ |
| 15 | 5 | 10 | grim47 | High Card | 4♥ 5♥ 7♣ 8♥ Q♦ |
Joxicon
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Word | Score | Letters |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | starmanluffy | HEADRACE | 40 | *ACH*RED |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | .k.dub. | JINX | 38 | JOXICONK |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | jackrlong | WILDER | 38 | DERWLUIA |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | idraws | SAVING | 37 | AGSRVIRN |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | sirhappyc | RACEWAY | 27 | WY*CAEAO |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | GENOME | 26 | EMEKOGNO |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | highwarlordkabocha | HOB | 20 | RHBHCOHR |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | Daisy | SOUND | 12 | OENDYIUS |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | Misato | AFTER | 12 | IAEFPNRT |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | snoib | GRANT | 11 | SNGCTARS |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | Miyu | STAKE | 9 | EKOSNAOT |
| 12 | 5 | 10 | momomatthew | COUNT | 7 | HTOUNCNA |
CityGuesser
Answer: Cherry Hill Township, NJ
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Guess | Distance |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | idraws | Lancaster, PA | 69.8 mi |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | .russell | Hnere, DE | 73.3 mi |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | .k.dub. | Commack, NY | 111.4 mi |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | Daisy | Pennsylvania | 126.1 mi |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | Misato | New York | 157.2 mi |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | highwarlordkabocha | New York | 157.2 mi |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | Connecticut | 166.5 mi |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | momomatthew | West Virginia | 333.1 mi |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | snoib | Indiana | 596.6 mi |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | grim47 | Illinois | 738.8 mi |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | starmanluffy | Texas | 1403.4 mi |
| 12 | 5 | 10 | Miyu | Colorado | 1609.8 mi |
| 13 | 5 | 10 | sirhappyc | Colorado | 1609.8 mi |
Hack
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Word | Guesses | Strikes | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | highwarlordkabocha | SEXUALITY | 9 | 0/7 | CRACKED |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | starmanluffy | TRACKER | 7 | 1/7 | CRACKED |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | EMPLOYER | 8 | 1/7 | CRACKED |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | idraws | CHEAPEST | 8 | 1/7 | CRACKED |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | .k.dub. | SAVANNAH | 6 | 1/7 | CRACKED |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | sirhappyc | ESCORTS | 11 | 5/7 | CRACKED |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | .russell | ████████ | 0 | 0/7 | ACTIVE |
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