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Vol. I · Community Daily
The Joxic Terminal
Thursday, September 3, 2026America/New_York
The Joxic Terminal — Thursday, September 3, 2026
Daily Summary
- russ offered up custom server 'friend cards,' sparking a discussion where cecelia had users like richiev vote on her picture, while grim, racho, and draws debated Gemini vs. ChatGPT art to create custom Pokémon cards—including a Squirtle with an AK-47.
- Over in Media, lam delivered a scathing, multi-paragraph essay tearing apart the new Raygun breakdancing documentary, with stare, sirhappyc, and vega joining in to roast the allegedly rigged qualifiers and her husband's gaslighting.
- fuzzy, tab, and presdough discussed Geoguessr duel strategies, which mostly consisted of presdough getting immediately timed out on his phone while fuzzy silently judged his brief two-round performance.
- stare announced the Paze Dunkin' limit was removed and bought 18 gift cards in a row using a meticulous spreadsheet, while russ flexed getting $200 back without even bothering to keep track.
- draws brought up the infamous 'supermarket incident' that allegedly got racho blacklisted from Joxic events; racho firmly denied the allegations and tried to pin the blame on fuzzy.
- kabocha complained from bed about their heated blanket being one foot too short, prompting ashe to simply suggest buying more and draws to propose a flash mob of 200 people showing up at his door with replacements.
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Leaderboards
Poker
| # | Player | Hand Type | Cards | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | sirhappyc | Full House | 5♥ 5♣ 5♦ 6♣ 6♦ | ||
| 2 | .k.dub. | Flush | 2♥ 6♥ 8♥ J♥ A♥ | ||
| 3 | fuzzyman3 | Straight | 10♥ J♠ Q♠ K♦ A♥ | ||
| 4 | jackrlong | Straight | 10♣ J♥ Q♥ K♦ A♦ | ||
| 5 | saetesn | Trips | 7♠ Q♠ Q♥ Q♦ K♣ | ||
| 6 | highwarlordkabocha | Two Pair | J♣ K♣ K♦ A♣ A♥ | ||
| 7 | starmanluffy | Two Pair | J♠ J♣ K♣ K♥ A♦ | ||
| 8 | momomatthew | One Pair | 3♥ 7♣ Q♣ Q♦ K♥ | ||
| 9 | Daisy | One Pair | 3♥ 8♥ 9♦ Q♥ Q♠ | ||
| 10 | panda_san | One Pair | 7♣ 7♦ 8♣ 10♦ K♥ | ||
| 11 | Miyu | One Pair | 7♥ 7♠ 8♣ 10♦ Q♥ | ||
| 12 | idraws | One Pair | 6♠ 6♦ 8♦ 10♥ A♥ | ||
| 13 | snoib | One Pair | 4♦ 4♣ 7♦ 10♣ Q♣ | ||
| 14 | Misato | High Card | 7♣ 8♦ 9♥ J♥ Q♣ |
Joxicon
| # | Player | Word | Score | Letters | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | fuzzyman3 | METAZOA | 44 | TAWMZOAE | ||
| 2 | idraws | AZOIC | 44 | ZOAACEPI | ||
| 3 | starmanluffy | SHAWN | 41 | WHONPSNA | ||
| 4 | jackrlong | UNMARKED | 36 | ENRUDKAM | ||
| 5 | .k.dub. | CONJOIN | 32 | JOXICONN | ||
| 6 | highwarlordkabocha | WEDGED | 25 | DEDWEYGO | ||
| 7 | snoib | TRULY | 21 | RYATLEUB | ||
| 8 | momomatthew | CHAIN | 21 | HVARNIOC | ||
| 9 | sirhappyc | FOLIUM | 21 | OLAHIUMF | ||
| 10 | Misato | DEBUT | 19 | IETEDUBG | ||
| 11 | saetesn | QUOTE | 14 | *Q***OH* | ||
| 12 | Miyu | LEAST | 5 | ZASELOJT |
CityGuesser
Answer: Scottsdale, AZ
| # | Player | Guess | Distance | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | .k.dub. | Phoenix, AZ | 10.4 mi | ||
| 2 | snoib | Arizona | 31.3 mi | ||
| 3 | fuzzyman3 | Yuma, AZ | 167.1 mi | ||
| 4 | idraws | Albuquerque, NM | 319.3 mi | ||
| 5 | momomatthew | New Mexico | 336.4 mi | ||
| 6 | starmanluffy | New Mexico | 336.4 mi | ||
| 7 | saetesn | Nevada | 438.1 mi | ||
| 8 | sirhappyc | California | 475.2 mi | ||
| 9 | Daisy | Kansas | 915.0 mi | ||
| 10 | Miyu | Virginia | 1906.8 mi | ||
| 11 | Misato | Pennsylvania | 1961.2 mi | ||
| 12 | highwarlordkabocha | New York | 2085.4 mi |
Hack
| # | Player | Word | Guesses | Strikes | Status | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | fuzzyman3 | FIREWALL | 8 | 1/7 | CRACKED | ||
| 2 | saetesn | EASTERN | 7 | 1/7 | CRACKED | ||
| 3 | idraws | PRESERVE | 5 | 1/7 | CRACKED | ||
| 4 | highwarlordkabocha | ISOLATION | 8 | 1/7 | CRACKED | ||
| 5 | .k.dub. | VOLCANO | 9 | 3/7 | CRACKED | ||
| 6 | starmanluffy | COMMONLY | 10 | 4/7 | CRACKED | ||
| 7 | sirhappyc | ADVOCACY | 11 | 5/7 | CRACKED | ||
| 8 | thefreshnerd | ████████ | 0 | 1/7 | ACTIVE |