Vol. I · Community Daily
The Joxic Terminal
Wednesday, September 9, 2026America/New_York
The Joxic Terminal — Wednesday, September 9, 2026
Daily Summary
- Miyu adopted a flirty catgirl maid persona that had michael and russ jokingly feeling objectified, while tea got temporarily banned from chatting by the bot for hitting a '100% racism rating'.
- russ offered to sell racho a screen protector for 20,000 JoxCoins, leading to a negotiation involving half-naked Weiss Schwarz trading cards and a quickly deleted 'flashbang' picture that shocked sirhappyc.
- grim launched a conspiracy theory that the bot's racist rating is just a scam to waste Joxic coins, before having a meltdown over the roulette bot hitting black 13 times in a row; draws advised him to go back to sleep.
- tim asked for life updates, prompting nate to reveal he owns three cars (including an STI and two Miatas) but pays a surprisingly low $310 a month for insurance. stare teased that nate only takes them to car meets to hunt for ABGs.
- panda dramatically asked for a .50 cal, prompting ashe to helpfully point out that 12-gauge shotguns are cheaper, while tea turned the conversation into a 'Heavy is Dead' meme reference.
- In the Media channel, cecelia posted a photo of her homemade chicken and rice soup that looked so suspicious it had stare and panda questioning what they were even looking at.
Daily Polls
One vote per poll · 5 JoxCoins + 5 XP each. Results unlock after you vote.
What change would you like to come to Joxic?
Free entry · up to 100 characters
0/100
Badges Earned
- oolong.tea — Good Press · Lv 2
- timowoof — Good Press · Lv 2
- panda_san — Joxcoin Tycoon · Lv 2
- grim47 — AI Companion Master · Lv 4
Leaderboards
Poker
| # | Player | Hand Type | Cards | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | .k.dub. | Full House | 7♠ 7♣ 7♥ K♦ K♥ | ||
| 2 | starmanluffy | Full House | 7♠ 7♥ 7♦ 10♥ 10♦ | ||
| 3 | idraws | Flush | 7♣ 8♣ J♣ K♣ A♣ | ||
| 4 | grim47 | Straight | 10♠ J♠ Q♠ K♠ A♥ | ||
| 5 | saetesn | Straight | 5♣ 6♥ 7♥ 8♥ 9♦ | ||
| 6 | panda_san | Straight | 2♠ 3♣ 4♠ 5♣ 6♥ | ||
| 7 | presdough | Two Pair | 4♦ K♦ K♠ A♦ A♠ | ||
| 8 | sirhappyc | Two Pair | 4♥ 8♠ 8♣ K♠ K♦ | ||
| 9 | fuzzyman3 | Two Pair | 2♠ 5♦ 5♣ 7♠ 7♣ | ||
| 10 | momomatthew | Two Pair | 4♦ 4♠ 5♣ 5♦ 10♠ | ||
| 11 | snoib | One Pair | 6♥ 7♣ K♣ K♦ A♥ | ||
| 12 | highwarlordkabocha | One Pair | 6♥ 8♥ 8♠ K♦ A♣ | ||
| 13 | Daisy | One Pair | 2♣ 5♥ 5♣ 10♥ K♠ | ||
| 14 | jackrlong | One Pair | 2♥ 2♦ 4♦ 8♥ 10♦ | ||
| 15 | Misato | High Card | 3♠ 6♠ 7♥ 10♣ K♦ | ||
| 16 | — | — | Miyu | High Card | 3♣ 4♥ 7♦ 9♦ Q♣ |
Joxicon
| # | Player | Word | Score | Letters | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | idraws | BUSTIEST | 46 | U*STIBST | ||
| 2 | sirhappyc | EQUATING | 44 | **TEQAN* | ||
| 3 | starmanluffy | BIRTH | 43 | IRUTYEBH | ||
| 4 | .k.dub. | ANXIOUS | 37 | J*XI*ONS | ||
| 5 | snoib | GIVEN | 20 | GENRVIIS | ||
| 6 | momomatthew | MINOR | 20 | IINOTREM | ||
| 7 | jackrlong | INTRIGUE | 19 | *RIE*NU* | ||
| 8 | Misato | TITLE | 15 | RHLTITET | ||
| 9 | fuzzyman3 | ANODISE | 15 | AOIOEDSN | ||
| 10 | Daisy | BREED | 13 | BTEYESDR | ||
| 11 | Miyu | FAULT | 13 | VFTALEUB | ||
| 12 | saetesn | STEEL | 5 | ESTRTEAL |
CityGuesser
Answer: New York, NY
| # | Player | Guess | Distance | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | idraws | Brooklyn, NY | 1.4 mi | ||
| 2 | sirhappyc | New York, NY | 2.6 mi | ||
| 3 | .k.dub. | Bronx, NY | 11.9 mi | ||
| 4 | fuzzyman3 | Bronx, NY | 11.9 mi | ||
| 5 | snoib | New Jersey | 39.8 mi | ||
| 6 | momomatthew | New York | 114.0 mi | ||
| 7 | highwarlordkabocha | New York | 114.0 mi | ||
| 8 | saetesn | Rhode Island | 144.8 mi | ||
| 9 | presdough | Massachusetts | 165.0 mi | ||
| 10 | Misato | Maine | 361.4 mi | ||
| 11 | starmanluffy | Maine | 361.4 mi | ||
| 12 | Daisy | Illinois | 788.3 mi | ||
| 13 | grim47 | Illinois | 788.3 mi | ||
| 14 | Miyu | Nebraska | 1265.3 mi |
Hack
| # | Player | Word | Guesses | Strikes | Status | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | starmanluffy | PRESENTED | 7 | 0/7 | CRACKED | ||
| 2 | sirhappyc | CREATURE | 6 | 0/7 | CRACKED | ||
| 3 | idraws | PROVIDERS | 10 | 2/7 | CRACKED | ||
| 4 | fuzzyman3 | REPRINTS | 10 | 3/7 | CRACKED | ||
| 5 | .k.dub. | HEIGHTS | 9 | 3/7 | CRACKED | ||
| 6 | saetesn | CLASSROOM | 13 | 6/7 | CRACKED | ||
| 7 | panda_san | BREAKING | 13 | 6/7 | CRACKED | ||
| 8 | thefreshnerd | ████████ | 0 | 0/7 | ACTIVE | ||
| 9 | .russell | ████████ | 2 | 1/7 | ACTIVE |
Activity
Text Activity
| # | Player | XP Earned | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | .russell | 38 | ||
| 2 | grim47 | 30 | ||
| 3 | panda_san | 17 | ||
| 4 | big_safety | 13 | ||
| 5 | n8fen | 12 |
Voice Activity
| # | Player | XP Earned | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | idraws | 170 | ||
| 2 | grim47 | 55 | ||
| 3 | presdough | 44 | ||
| 4 | thefreshnerd | 44 | ||
| 5 | fuzzyman3 | 35 |