Vol. I · Community Daily
The Joxic Terminal
Monday, September 21, 2026America/New_York
The Joxic Terminal — Monday, September 21, 2026
Daily Summary
- racho endured a four-hour interview to become a United Airlines baggage handler, motivated entirely by free standby flights to pick up One Piece boxes and gamble. After getting the job, russ suggested a new dating profile bio: 'I carry my grandma and baggages.'
- grim bragged about hitting a 983km blind sniper shot, leading to a nostalgic debate with russ and remy8770 over PUBG versus Wardogs mechanics. Later, russ pitched a highly questionable Wardogs mod that would change the revive animation into a handjob.
- russ shared a Kickstarter for a motorized behind-the-couch snack storage unit. ashe questioned why a fridge would not suffice, but got distracted by a photo of the dog belonging to russ, which led to a tangent about the neighborhood crazy cat lady.
- draws rallied the server to mass-report a Steam profile that was shamelessly cloning the account of tab, while the real tab lamented the endless bot invasion.
- stare linked a wild PC case on Walmart, confusing ashe and prompting russ to accidentally drop a CyberPowerPC link while trying to find a normal Phanteks setup.
- Over in Media, stare, racho, and russ prepared for Friday's release drop, debating whether MVP cases would stay decently priced now that the hype has grown.
Daily Polls
One vote per poll · 5 JoxCoins + 5 XP each. Results unlock after you vote.
What change would you like to come to Joxic?
Free entry · up to 100 characters
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Badges Earned
Leaderboards
Poker
| # | Player | Hand Type | Cards | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | idraws | Full House | 6♦ 6♣ 10♣ 10♠ 10♥ | ||
| 2 | panda_san | Flush | 4♦ 7♦ 8♦ 9♦ Q♦ | ||
| 3 | .russell | Straight | 9♥ 10♣ J♣ Q♥ K♦ | ||
| 4 | starmanluffy | Trips | 3♥ 4♥ 4♦ 4♠ A♠ | ||
| 5 | momomatthew | Two Pair | 3♣ J♣ J♦ A♣ A♦ | ||
| 6 | fuzzyman3 | Two Pair | 8♥ 8♠ K♥ A♥ A♠ | ||
| 7 | sirhappyc | Two Pair | J♦ J♠ K♥ K♠ A♥ | ||
| 8 | .k.dub. | Two Pair | 8♥ 8♣ J♠ K♦ K♥ | ||
| 9 | Daisy | Two Pair | 5♦ 5♥ 7♥ K♦ K♠ | ||
| 10 | snoib | One Pair | 5♦ 7♥ 10♠ A♦ A♥ | ||
| 11 | Miyu | One Pair | 2♦ 6♠ 10♠ 10♣ K♦ | ||
| 12 | Misato | High Card | 4♦ 6♣ J♣ K♥ A♥ |
Joxicon
| # | Player | Word | Score | Letters | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | fuzzyman3 | FAINTER | 52 | AEIFRTSN | ||
| 2 | starmanluffy | WAFTS | 46 | WTAFFYFS | ||
| 3 | .k.dub. | JINXES | 41 | JNXIC*NS | ||
| 4 | idraws | EIGHTS | 25 | TGEIEISH | ||
| 5 | momomatthew | HENCE | 21 | CMEHNEHE | ||
| 6 | snoib | NURSE | 20 | TINEIRSU | ||
| 7 | sirhappyc | CAMP | 16 | PMQNPTCA | ||
| 8 | Misato | BUILT | 13 | LBNITTUL | ||
| 9 | Daisy | RURAL | 10 | UTALRTRA | ||
| 10 | Miyu | TRUST | 5 | RTULTARS |
CityGuesser
Answer: Overland, MO
| # | Player | Guess | Distance | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | fuzzyman3 | Waterloo, IL | 26.9 mi | ||
| 2 | momomatthew | Missouri | 43.0 mi | ||
| 3 | starmanluffy | Missouri | 232.0 mi | ||
| 4 | Daisy | Iowa | 274.3 mi | ||
| 5 | Misato | Kansas | 343.9 mi | ||
| 6 | snoib | Wisconsin | 456.0 mi | ||
| 7 | .k.dub. | Mustang, OK | 465.7 mi | ||
| 8 | sirhappyc | South Dakota | 608.5 mi | ||
| 9 | idraws | Dumas, TX | 667.1 mi | ||
| 10 | Miyu | Rhode Island | 1014.0 mi | ||
| 11 | .russell | Idaho | 1300.9 mi |
Hack
Activity
Text Activity
| # | Player | XP Earned | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | .russell | 31 | ||
| 2 | thefreshnerd | 20 | ||
| 3 | grim47 | 19 | ||
| 4 | doommoder | 8 | ||
| 5 | starestare | 7 |