Vol. I · Community Daily
The Joxic Terminal
Wednesday, September 23, 2026America/New_York
The Joxic Terminal — Wednesday, September 23, 2026
Daily Summary
- A massive debate over Valheim progression erupted when draws got frustrated with speedrunners ruining the multiplayer experience for casuals, while kabocha argued the server was already on easy mode. russ noted that he feels like an NPC.
- racho complained about taking a 7am physical exam for baggage handling that only involved leg extensions, prompting sirhappyc to flex about dragging dummies and carrying chainsaws for the FDNY test.
- ashe was overly hyped about a stealth CS2 update adding chickens and silent reloading, though racho quickly reminded everyone that the server abandoned CS for Wardogs weeks ago.
- tim asked for advice for an upcoming in-person speed dating event, only to be mercilessly roasted by grim, vega, and richiev who called him a 60-year-old unc participating in a Great Depression era activity.
- After king innocently asked what a furry was in the Media channel, vega, draws, and michael immediately started planning a Joxic meetup at the next furry convention.
- michael shared a historic article about a newly discovered tiny cat species, but grim brushed it off, claiming he saw the news six days ago and almost sent it to his 'cat girls'.
Daily Polls
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Badges Earned
- Miyu — Big Catch · Lv 1
Leaderboards
Poker
| # | Player | Hand Type | Cards | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | fuzzyman3 | Trips | 2♣ 7♥ 7♦ 7♠ 8♥ | ||
| 2 | snoib | Trips | 4♠ 4♥ 4♣ 7♦ J♣ | ||
| 3 | .k.dub. | Two Pair | 8♦ 8♣ J♠ K♣ K♦ | ||
| 4 | toastyoasty | Two Pair | 6♦ 6♥ Q♠ K♣ K♠ | ||
| 5 | idraws | Two Pair | 2♠ 2♥ 8♠ 10♥ 10♠ | ||
| 6 | Daisy | One Pair | 2♦ 5♣ 9♠ A♥ A♣ | ||
| 7 | momomatthew | One Pair | 6♣ 9♠ Q♥ Q♠ A♣ | ||
| 8 | starmanluffy | One Pair | 3♥ 9♠ 10♦ 10♣ J♠ | ||
| 9 | panda_san | One Pair | 4♥ 9♣ 9♥ 10♥ J♣ | ||
| 10 | Misato | One Pair | 3♦ 7♦ 7♠ Q♥ K♥ | ||
| 11 | sirhappyc | High Card | 9♣ 10♣ Q♦ K♠ A♥ | ||
| 12 | Miyu | High Card | 2♥ 6♠ 7♠ 8♦ 10♠ |
Joxicon
| # | Player | Word | Score | Letters | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | fuzzyman3 | INVESTOR | 55 | *EIORTSN | ||
| 2 | .k.dub. | JINX | 40 | JSXICONS | ||
| 3 | starmanluffy | CONGEST | 32 | INGESOTC | ||
| 4 | idraws | NICKER | 25 | YNREIKEC | ||
| 5 | momomatthew | DAILY | 20 | DAIALIYA | ||
| 6 | snoib | LARGE | 19 | LYREAOGM | ||
| 7 | Miyu | STAKE | 14 | NTSEKNAQ | ||
| 8 | Misato | PRICE | 14 | EPCRDEOI | ||
| 9 | sirhappyc | ANION | 10 | ONAIRNIR | ||
| 10 | Daisy | LOOSE | 5 | CSOOSKEL |
CityGuesser
Answer: Goshen, IN
| # | Player | Guess | Distance | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | snoib | Michigan | 62.0 mi | ||
| 2 | momomatthew | Ohio | 89.0 mi | ||
| 3 | .k.dub. | Anderson, IN | 103.2 mi | ||
| 4 | Misato | Indiana | 122.6 mi | ||
| 5 | idraws | Champaign, IL | 162.3 mi | ||
| 6 | fuzzyman3 | Harrisburg, IL | 302.9 mi | ||
| 7 | sirhappyc | Tennessee | 406.6 mi | ||
| 8 | starmanluffy | Michigan | 464.6 mi | ||
| 9 | Daisy | Arkansas | 578.8 mi | ||
| 10 | Miyu | California | 1847.9 mi |
Hack
| # | Player | Word | Guesses | Strikes | Status | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | fuzzyman3 | INFORMAL | 9 | 1/7 | CRACKED | ||
| 2 | starmanluffy | BIZARRE | 9 | 3/7 | CRACKED | ||
| 3 | .k.dub. | EXCITED | 9 | 3/7 | CRACKED | ||
| 4 | sirhappyc | ████████ | 0 | 0/7 | ACTIVE | ||
| 5 | idraws | ████████ | 11 | 7/7 | LOCKED |
Activity
Text Activity
| # | Player | XP Earned | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | thefreshnerd | 29 | ||
| 2 | grim47 | 15 | ||
| 3 | .russell | 14 | ||
| 4 | highwarlordkabocha | 12 | ||
| 5 | sirhappyc | 10 |
Voice Activity
| # | Player | XP Earned | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | idraws | 169 | ||
| 2 | highwarlordkabocha | 85 | ||
| 3 | thefreshnerd | 61 | ||
| 4 | grim47 | 50 | ||
| 5 | .russell | 44 |