Vol. I · Community Daily
The Joxic Terminal
Thursday, October 8, 2026America/New_York
The Joxic Terminal — Thursday, October 8, 2026
Daily Summary
- russ rallied the late-night crew for a 10-man CS scrim, convincing cecelia to leave her comfy bed by claiming his friend was sick. Others claimed that he had 'trans fever'. grim struggled with bootleg broadband and depression, while racho apparently cleared a bingo card by dropping an unmentionable word.
- russ received a mystery camera from Amazon addressed to his kid. vega, draws, and sirhappyc speculated it was a registry mix-up or meant for hunting, though russ joked king might be using it to catch gators.
- Over in Media, cecelia talked about finally enjoying Calc 1 and getting a dopamine hit from the chain rule. She mentioned their professor used to pull richiev aside to do doctorate-level physics derivations, but richiev lamented he never actually got credited in the paper.
- cronochris and stare celebrated winning their Walmart Pokémon drops. Meanwhile, russ realized his strategy of running five different accounts might have gotten him flagged since he completely missed.
- racho dropped the most cursed question of the day, asking the chat if they ever do coke and jerk off with a flaccid member for 3 hours. grim and panda were left speechless and deeply concerned.
- In Media, lam shared a 3D-printed flow-through suppressor. chow doubted it would last more than a few hundred rounds, leading grim and lam to debate the merits of high-temp PLA versus PA-CF6 engineering materials.
- racho posted some AI-generated art where the toes and legs were horribly mangled. He also admitted he did not realize the first image accidentally looked wildly inappropriate until grim pointed it out.
Daily Polls
One vote per poll · 5 JoxCoins + 5 XP each. Results unlock after you vote.
What change would you like to come to Joxic?
Free entry · up to 100 characters
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Badges Earned
- .k.dub. — Joxicon Pro · Lv 4
- thefreshnerd — Trade Master · Lv 1
Leaderboards
Poker
| # |  JoxCoins |  XP | Player | Hand Type | Cards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | .russell | Full House | 10♦ 10♥ A♣ A♥ A♠ |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | idraws | Full House | Q♠ Q♥ K♥ K♣ K♠ |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | toastyoasty | Full House | 10♠ 10♦ 10♥ J♥ J♠ |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | starmanluffy | Full House | 3♠ 3♥ 3♣ 10♥ 10♠ |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | Two Pair | 7♠ 10♦ 10♣ A♥ A♠ |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | big_safety | Two Pair | 6♥ 6♣ J♦ A♥ A♠ |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | thefreshnerd | Two Pair | 10♠ J♠ J♣ K♦ K♣ |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | snoib | One Pair | 8♠ 9♣ K♦ A♦ A♥ |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | momomatthew | One Pair | 6♠ 8♣ J♦ A♠ A♥ |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | Daisy | One Pair | 5♣ 9♦ K♣ K♥ A♦ |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | sirhappyc | One Pair | 3♣ 9♥ 9♦ K♠ A♣ |
| 12 | 5 | 10 | Miyu | One Pair | 2♥ 6♦ 6♣ 9♠ J♠ |
| 13 | 5 | 10 | .k.dub. | High Card | 7♠ 8♠ 9♥ Q♣ A♥ |
| 14 | 5 | 10 | Misato | High Card | 3♥ 6♦ 7♠ 9♠ A♦ |
| 15 | 5 | 10 | saetesn | High Card | 2♦ 3♣ 4♣ J♣ Q♦ |
Joxicon
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Word | Score | Letters |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | .k.dub. | JINXES | 55 | JOXIEONS |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | thefreshnerd | POKIEST | 43 | ETFOKI** |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | STRAINED | 36 | AEI*RTSN |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | starmanluffy | PHASED | 34 | SIAEEHDP |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | idraws | NASTY | 31 | ANESNTAY |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | big_safety | LEADER | 29 | DEELORIA |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | momomatthew | FORTH | 22 | RHNMFOWT |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | snoib | BLAME | 20 | BBLGEAIM |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | .russell | ALARM | 20 | SALLAMRI |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | Daisy | BOARD | 13 | ORHADGBO |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | Misato | BREAD | 13 | DEARITCB |
| 12 | 5 | 10 | Miyu | ALONG | 12 | BALBDGON |
| 13 | 5 | 10 | sirhappyc | INFUSE | 12 | WSIEUFCN |
CityGuesser
Answer: Potomac Mills, VA
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Guess | Distance |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | Catlett, VA | 22.6 mi |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | .k.dub. | Leesburg, VA | 36.0 mi |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | idraws | Baltimore, MD | 58.1 mi |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | .russell | Hinton, VA | 90.7 mi |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | momomatthew | Mohnton, PA | 133.1 mi |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | sirhappyc | Pennsylvania | 134.9 mi |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | starmanluffy | Oak Hill, NC | 169.9 mi |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | big_safety | Bethlehem, PA | 171.2 mi |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | snoib | Unionville, NC | 301.5 mi |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | Misato | Brazito, MO | 810.3 mi |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | Daisy | Worms, NE | 1122.4 mi |
| 12 | 5 | 10 | Miyu | Stephan, SD | 1206.9 mi |
Hack
Activity
Text Activity
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | XP Earned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 | 15 | .russell | 23 |
| 2 | 20 | 15 | saetesn | 14 |
| 3 | 15 | 15 | grim47 | 12 |
| 4 | 10 | 15 | thefreshnerd | 6 |
| 5 | 5 | 15 | big_safety | 4 |
Voice Activity
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | XP Earned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 | 15 | idraws | 180 |
| 2 | 20 | 15 | thefreshnerd | 73 |
| 3 | 15 | 15 | grim47 | 69 |
| 4 | 10 | 15 | presdough | 65 |
| 5 | 5 | 15 | highwarlordkabocha | 50 |