Vol. I · Community Daily
The Joxic Terminal
Tuesday, October 27, 2026America/New_York
The Joxic Terminal — Tuesday, October 27, 2026
Daily Summary
- russ, michael, presdough, and lam tried ranking thirty of Michael's Italian cousins, leading to lam declaring Toad is Indian because his mushroom head is a turban. The conversation somehow devolved into a fierce debate over Aladdin's ethnicity, which later prompted tim to ask if his 'desert prince' Halloween costume was culturally insensitive.
- michael sparked a culinary investigation in the Media channel after discovering his two packs of gnocchi were completely different colors. vega, shuppet, and cecelia theorized causes ranging from egg yolk quality to 'different races of gnocchi', culminating in michael and cecelia bonding over their Southern and Northern Italian roots.
- A wildly edgy thread kicked off when cecelia admitted she was tempted to type a slur just so it could be Google searched. kabocha, draws, and momomatthew aggressively egged her on, leading to momomatthew trying to get his 'racism score' back up and russ handing cecelia a 'Racist Potion'.
- cecelia spent the evening prepping to deliver a speech on the Joplin tornado to the basement VC, while grim and russ discussed using AI models like Gemini and Claude to prototype top-down hack-and-slash games.
- russ reported a block-long line for free burritos at Moe's, prompting momomatthew to request a frozen one sent via mail. Later, panda issued a non-negotiable demand for russ to play Outlast 2 solo, which russ politely tried to decline.
- lily showed off her new hair on Instagram, saying she felt 'tres bonita'. panda, russ, and vega showered her with compliments, with panda dropping a proud dad comment that made vega note it was something he never heard his own father say.
Daily Polls
One vote per poll · 5 JoxCoins + 5 XP each. Results unlock after you vote.
What change would you like to come to Joxic?
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Badges Earned
- big_safety — HLTV Destroyer · Lv 3
- toastyoasty — Daily Streak Champion · Lv 3
- momomatthew — Good Press · Lv 3
- trashpanda1225 — HLTV Destroyer · Lv 1
Leaderboards
Poker
| # |  JoxCoins |  XP | Player | Hand Type | Cards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | .k.dub. | Full House | J♣ J♦ K♦ K♣ K♥ |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | sirhappyc | Full House | 8♦ 8♣ K♦ K♣ K♥ |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | toastyoasty | Full House | 7♠ 7♥ 10♥ 10♣ 10♠ |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | grim47 | Full House | 6♠ 6♥ 7♣ 7♠ 7♦ |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | starmanluffy | Full House | 4♥ 4♠ 4♦ 6♣ 6♠ |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | momomatthew | Full House | 2♣ 2♦ 2♠ 7♠ 7♣ |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | snoib | Straight | 4♠ 5♣ 6♥ 7♠ 8♠ |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | idraws | Trips | 8♦ Q♣ Q♠ Q♥ A♥ |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | saetesn | Two Pair | 5♠ 5♥ 9♥ K♠ K♦ |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | Two Pair | 7♦ 10♥ 10♣ J♥ J♠ |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | Daisy | One Pair | 2♦ 9♣ 9♥ J♥ K♣ |
| 12 | 5 | 10 | .russell | One Pair | 4♣ 4♦ 5♣ 8♥ J♠ |
| 13 | 5 | 10 | Misato | High Card | 2♠ 4♣ 6♦ 8♥ K♦ |
| 14 | 5 | 10 | Miyu | High Card | 2♥ 3♣ 4♠ 10♠ Q♠ |
Joxicon
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Word | Score | Letters |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | starmanluffy | BUILT | 41 | BUULINGT |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | RAIMENT | 38 | AEIORTMN |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | idraws | NAZI | 35 | ENZMI*TF |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | sirhappyc | MIXED | 24 | IXDEOGMS |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | snoib | CRASH | 21 | SCPARRHE |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | .k.dub. | POINT | 20 | NOUPIECT |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | .russell | SCORE | 20 | RRSEOACD |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | momomatthew | SLEEP | 20 | OIELEMSP |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | grim47 | PETITE | 20 | OI*APETE |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | Miyu | BREAD | 18 | NNRDERAB |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | Misato | ANGLE | 17 | NJGEAIIL |
| 12 | 5 | 10 | Daisy | STEER | 10 | ATNEESRM |
CityGuesser
Answer: Grosse Pointe, MI
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Guess | Distance |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | momomatthew | Chatham-Kent, ON | 43.2 mi |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | .k.dub. | Canton, OH | 132.0 mi |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | .russell | Burlington, ON | 169.4 mi |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | idraws | Cincinnati, OH | 241.7 mi |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | starmanluffy | Fort Hill, PA | 263.4 mi |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | grim47 | Illinois | 344.8 mi |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | snoib | Galax, VA | 410.8 mi |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | Miyu | Cranbury, NJ | 458.5 mi |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | sirhappyc | TréCesson, QC | 478.3 mi |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | Daisy | Eagleville, TN | 500.7 mi |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | Connecticut | 524.2 mi |
| 12 | 5 | 10 | Misato | Lake George, CO | 1195.6 mi |
Hack
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Word | Guesses | Strikes | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | TERRIBLE | 6 | 0/7 | CRACKED |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | idraws | AGAINST | 7 | 1/7 | CRACKED |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | starmanluffy | SOLUTIONS | 9 | 2/7 | CRACKED |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | saetesn | ████████ | 10 | 7/7 | LOCKED |
Activity
Text Activity
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | XP Earned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 | 15 | .russell | 27 |
| 2 | 20 | 15 | saetesn | 14 |
| 3 | 15 | 15 | grim47 | 11 |
| 4 | 10 | 15 | wonyluvvyever | 11 |
| 5 | 5 | 15 | big_safety | 9 |
Voice Activity
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | XP Earned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 | 15 | thefreshnerd | 76 |
| 2 | 20 | 15 | .russell | 75 |
| 3 | 15 | 15 | .k.dub. | 48 |
| 4 | 10 | 15 | grim47 | 43 |
| 5 | 5 | 15 | sirhappyc | 36 |