The Joxic Terminal — 2026-11-08

The Joxic Terminal — Sunday, November 8, 2026

ashe sparked a scenic geography debate with cecelia after ordering a Jimmy John's Ultimate Italian; the conversation spanned the origins of the sandwich shop, the flat barren cornfields of Illinois, and the unexpected hills of Texas.
racho, russ, and nate coordinated plans for WoW Forever dungeon runs, prompting king and chow to explain how contested areas and tier lists impact PVE versus PVP servers.
tea attempted to gather players for a 10-man lobby, but ashe derailed the conversation into a debate about the Mario & Luigi RPG timeline, while russ praised the Squaresoft magic of Super Mario RPG.
The 10-man lobby request ultimately devolved into cecelia comparing the phrase to a gay porno, a sentiment russ wholeheartedly agreed with.
In the Media channel, sirhappyc confessed his ultimate gluttonous fantasy was eating Chili's for dinner followed by IHOP the next morning, leaving michael to declare 'We are all fat Michael on this blessed day'.
shuppet questioned whether Chili's just microwaves their food, prompting russ to pull up Reddit receipts to defend the '3 for me' appetizers.
ashe ruined a polite morning greeting from panda by announcing he would be jerking off if he was not at work, leading eric and vega to encourage him to do it anyway.
eatsand21 reported the tragic racing news that the Hatsune Miku GT3 crashed into the Umamusume GT3.

One vote per poll · 5 JoxCoins + 5 XP each. Results unlock after you vote.

Free entry · up to 100 characters

0/100

Standings are provisional — final placement payouts lock in after midnight Eastern.

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Hand Type	Cards
1	100	10	timowoof	Straight Flush	3♦ 4♦ 5♦ 6♦ 7♦
2	75	10	sirhappyc	Full House	7♣ 7♦ 7♥ K♥ K♦
3	50	10	toastyoasty	Full House	3♠ 3♥ 3♦ 10♠ 10♦
4	30	10	idraws	Flush	5♣ 8♣ 9♣ K♣ A♣
5	20	10	fuzzyman3	Flush	7♣ 8♣ 9♣ J♣ Q♣
6	10	10	momomatthew	Trips	4♣ 4♠ 4♦ 7♦ K♦
7	10	10	.russell	Two Pair	4♦ 10♥ 10♣ A♠ A♣
8	10	10	snoib	One Pair	7♥ 8♥ 8♣ J♦ Q♠
9	10	10	Misato	One Pair	4♠ 5♦ 5♠ 6♦ 7♣
10	10	10	Miyu	High Card	4♣ 8♦ 9♦ K♥ A♥
11	5	10	starmanluffy	High Card	5♣ 6♣ 7♣ J♥ A♣
12	5	10	Daisy	High Card	2♦ 8♠ 9♥ 10♣ Q♥
13	5	10	.k.dub.	High Card	2♦ 5♦ 8♦ 9♥ Q♦

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Word	Score	Letters
1	100	10	idraws	WAVIER	42	ETIVAWQR
2	75	10	fuzzyman3	ISSUANT	33	ASIOUTSN
3	50	10	momomatthew	QUICK	29	RURQCIKR
4	30	10	starmanluffy	NEWLY	27	AWECNLYN
5	20	10	.k.dub.	JAPAN	25	CJNNAPAE
6	10	10	snoib	VALUE	21	VLUAAEEL
7	10	10	sirhappyc	TRIED	19	DTERSRIK
8	10	10	toastyoasty	STICK	11	CASTCITK
9	10	10	Miyu	USUAL	10	XAPSUULL
10	10	10	Daisy	MARIA	7	IANUOMAR
11	5	10	Misato	PRIOR	7	VIPORRDR

Answer: Dallas, TX

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Guess	Distance
1	100	10	fuzzyman3	Hutchins, TX	19.2 mi
2	75	10	momomatthew	Kaufman, TX	43.7 mi
3	50	10	sirhappyc	Gonzales, TX	232.8 mi
4	30	10	starmanluffy	Wilmar, AR	286.8 mi
5	20	10	Miyu	Mayflower, AR	288.2 mi
6	10	10	idraws	Amarillo, TX	328.1 mi
7	10	10	.k.dub.	Catarina, TX	366.1 mi
8	10	10	snoib	Tunica, MS	387.2 mi
9	10	10	Daisy	Chilili, NM	557.0 mi
10	10	10	.russell	West Virginia	967.9 mi
11	5	10	Misato	West Warwick, RI	1509.3 mi

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	WPM	Accuracy
1	100	10	starmanluffy	97.9	92.9%
2	75	10	.russell	96.5	94.3%
3	50	10	idraws	60.3	93.4%
4	30	10	snoib	58.7	98.2%
5	20	10	saetesn	52.8	88.4%
6	10	10	fuzzyman3	28.3	89.3%

No results recorded.

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Score	Difficulty
1	500	50	idraws	8096	Hard
2	375	50	starmanluffy	7748	Hard
3	250	50	highwarlordkabocha	7666	Hard
4	150	50	momomatthew	5694	Medium
5	100	50	.k.dub.	5687	Medium
6	50	50	timowoof	5535	Medium
7	50	50	snoib	5196	Medium
8	50	50	thefreshnerd	5034	Hard
9	50	50	presdough	4998	Hard
10	50	50	starestare	3602	Hard
11	25	50	grim47	3470	Hard
12	25	50	.russell	3334	Easy
13	25	50	saetesn	100	Easy
14	25	50	milkbreadruss	11	Medium

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	XP Earned
1	25	15	doommoder	29
2	20	15	saetesn	28
3	15	15	.russell	22
4	10	15	thefreshnerd	11
5	5	15	oolong.tea	8

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	XP Earned
1	25	15	highwarlordkabocha	90
2	20	15	presdough	89
3	15	15	idraws	68
4	10	15	.russell	64
5	5	15	oolong.tea	61