Vol. I · Community Daily
The Joxic Terminal
Sunday, August 30, 2026America/New_York
The Joxic Terminal — Sunday, August 30, 2026
Daily Summary
- racho threw a tantrum over the daily paper not mentioning a briar foot job, threatening to pee himself in resentment while russ debated the quality of Briar's feet.
- lil pants tried to recruit for CS, but the conversation completely derailed into racho, russ, and panda having an unhinged debate about ICE, Nav's indigenous roots, and panda complaining about his fellow Thai people judging his Starbucks trips.
- russ considered hiring a TaskRabbit to build his Legos, ultimately advising draws to take the job so she could find a rich sugar daddy and run off with his inheritance.
- draws and michael discussed launching a new Valheim server for the game's 1.0 release, while sirhappyc reminisced about the old days of 12-player boss fight lag spikes.
- russ roasted racho's weak stamina by comparing him to a Popeyes automatic soap dispenser, leading racho to fiercely defend his honor with an Adderall-fueled bathroom story.
- Following a dark realization about his life insurance policy, racho noted he could Tokyo drift into a pole to clear his debt, and lily proved her absolute loyalty by volunteering to pee on his corpse.
Daily Polls
One vote per poll · 5 JoxCoins + 5 XP each. Results unlock after you vote.
What change would you like to come to Joxic?
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Badges Earned
- itzpigeon — Good Press · Lv 1
Leaderboards
Poker
| # |  JoxCoins |  XP | Player | Hand Type | Cards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | momomatthew | Full House | 4♥ 4♦ Q♥ Q♠ Q♣ |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | .k.dub. | Full House | J♠ J♥ J♣ K♣ K♥ |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | starmanluffy | Full House | 5♥ 5♣ J♠ J♣ J♥ |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | Full House | 8♣ 8♦ 10♣ 10♥ 10♠ |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | big_safety | Full House | 8♠ 8♣ 8♥ K♥ K♦ |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | snoib | Flush | 2♦ 6♦ 8♦ K♦ A♦ |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | panda_san | Flush | 2♠ 5♠ 8♠ Q♠ K♠ |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | vega90 | Flush | 2♠ 7♠ 9♠ 10♠ K♠ |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | idraws | Trips | 4♥ J♣ J♠ J♥ A♦ |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | sirhappyc | Two Pair | 9♠ 9♦ J♣ A♣ A♠ |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | Daisy | One Pair | 7♦ 8♠ 10♠ J♣ J♥ |
| 12 | 5 | 10 | Misato | One Pair | 2♦ 2♠ 9♦ Q♥ A♦ |
| 13 | 5 | 10 | Miyu | High Card | 4♥ 5♠ 6♣ K♠ A♣ |
Joxicon
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Word | Score | Letters |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | sirhappyc | TENFOLD | 41 | LOFNEG*T |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | .k.dub. | JOINT | 32 | JOXIDTNS |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | idraws | BASAL | 32 | SBLAOFAK |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | starmanluffy | MASHIE | 30 | MLSHAILE |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | Misato | DEPTH | 17 | HDVPTEBO |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | Daisy | ACUTE | 14 | UAEITECE |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | snoib | GIVEN | 14 | VINGIEEQ |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | momomatthew | FIFTH | 14 | LIHFFTZR |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | Miyu | VIVID | 12 | IHIDVTVI |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | VOTE | 8 | VTOUEBWP |
CityGuesser
Answer: Oak Ridge, TN
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Guess | Distance |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | starmanluffy | Tennessee | 138.9 mi |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | snoib | West Virginia | 249.2 mi |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | Misato | Alabama | 264.4 mi |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | sirhappyc | Ohio | 313.6 mi |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | Missouri | 474.5 mi |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | idraws | Reading, PA | 541.5 mi |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | big_safety | Bethlehem, PA | 576.5 mi |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | vega90 | Hoboken, NJ | 641.6 mi |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | .k.dub. | Commack, NY | 679.4 mi |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | Daisy | Vermont | 823.6 mi |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | Miyu | Nebraska | 835.7 mi |
| 12 | 5 | 10 | momomatthew | Alaska | 3364.8 mi |
Hack
Activity
Text Activity
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | XP Earned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 | 15 | thefreshnerd | 18 |
| 2 | 20 | 15 | .russell | 14 |
| 3 | 15 | 15 | panda_san | 10 |
| 4 | 10 | 15 | idraws | 8 |
| 5 | 5 | 15 | grim47 | 5 |
Voice Activity
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | XP Earned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 | 15 | idraws | 164 |
| 2 | 20 | 15 | presdough | 75 |
| 3 | 15 | 15 | highwarlordkabocha | 60 |
| 4 | 10 | 15 | .russell | 45 |
| 5 | 5 | 15 | vega90 | 43 |