The Joxic Terminal — 2026-09-04

The Joxic Terminal — Friday, September 4, 2026

tim recounted a wild story about a student who cheated on a test, leading lam to conclude the teacher essentially got blackmailed by a teenager.
A massive car discussion took over Media after russ complained about a toxic CS2 teammate flexing a BMW; cecelia, shuppet, nav, and nate spent hours debating dream cars and clout-chasing TikTokers.
stare and russ successfully recruited nate for a fantasy football draft, proudly assembling a roster where half the players have absolutely zero football knowledge.
draws complained about people stealing his signature 'that's crazy' catchphrase, immediately sparking a relentless wave of 'that's crazy' replies from ashe, nav, vega, and sirhappyc.
A chat about metal piercings and MRI machines took a cursed turn when eric brought up a notorious accident, prompting racho to ask if the experience feels like 'pooping in reverse'.
nav shared his strategy of giving out a fake phone number to avoid crazy Latinas, while ashe announced an upcoming move to Colorado to escape the heat and fully embrace the 'alt latina' lifestyle.
A wholesome pet picture roll call featuring lam, cecelia, and king was nearly derailed when draws joked about getting a custom ball implant and russ reminded everyone about the infamous BME Pain Olympics.

By Russell

•Lucky Pack I-V -Each finished PackWar hand grants a little account XP and JoxCoins.

•Final Flush! I-V -deal damage based on daily poker hand rank.

•Spellzone Grenade! I-V -deal damage based on Joxicon score.

•Leftovers I-V -After each dungeon combat turn, restore a bit of HP.

•Cecelia [Friend]

One vote per poll · 5 JoxCoins + 5 XP each. Results unlock after you vote.

Free entry · up to 100 characters

0/100

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Hand Type	Cards
1	100	10	fuzzyman3	Full House	8♠ 8♣ 8♦ K♣ K♥
2	75	10	.k.dub.	Full House	2♣ 2♠ 2♥ 4♦ 4♠
3	50	10	momomatthew	Flush	3♥ 6♥ 10♥ K♥ A♥
4	30	10	snoib	Flush	4♦ 6♦ 7♦ 9♦ A♦
5	20	10	saetesn	Flush	2♥ 4♥ 6♥ 9♥ K♥
6	10	10	idraws	Two Pair	7♦ 7♥ 10♥ 10♠ A♥
7	10	10	panda_san	One Pair	7♦ 10♦ 10♥ J♦ A♦
8	10	10	Misato	One Pair	5♠ 9♣ 9♠ 10♥ A♣
9	10	10	jackrlong	One Pair	5♣ 8♥ 8♦ K♥ A♠
10	10	10	sirhappyc	One Pair	2♥ 6♠ 6♣ Q♦ K♦
11	5	10	starmanluffy	High Card	9♥ 10♣ Q♣ K♥ A♣
12	5	10	.russell	High Card	3♠ 6♦ 9♠ 10♣ A♣
13	5	10	Miyu	High Card	2♥ 7♠ 8♦ J♣ K♣
14	5	10	Daisy	High Card	2♠ 5♦ 9♦ 10♦ Q♥

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Word	Score	Letters
1	100	10	starmanluffy	MAJOR	52	IRMOAYDJ
2	75	10	.k.dub.	ENJOIN	40	JOXI**NS
3	50	10	idraws	HEPATIC	37	H**EIOAP
4	30	10	jackrlong	UNTRULY	35	RYUT*ALU
5	20	10	snoib	QUIET	27	TIIREQUN
6	10	10	sirhappyc	ACUTE	25	TFAWEBCU
7	10	10	fuzzyman3	UNBANDED	24	UENBDD
8	10	10	momomatthew	UNITY	21	NNUBYITE
9	10	10	saetesn	LUNAR	21	LUA*RW
10	10	10	Daisy	THEFT	15	BTTHEERF
11	5	10	Misato	CABLE	12	EHBAENLC
12	5	10	Miyu	DRIVE	9	REDRIWVD

Answer: Norfolk, VA

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Guess	Distance
1	100	10	idraws	941 Norfolk Square, Norfolk, VA	0.0 mi
2	75	10	snoib	Virginia	123.8 mi
3	50	10	momomatthew	Virginia	123.8 mi
4	30	10	.k.dub.	Leesburg, VA	172.2 mi
5	20	10	starmanluffy	Delaware	174.8 mi
6	10	10	fuzzyman3	Muncie, IN	545.6 mi
7	10	10	Daisy	Montana	1874.4 mi
8	10	10	Miyu	Montana	1874.4 mi
9	10	10	sirhappyc	California	2393.0 mi
10	10	10	Misato	Oregon	2425.9 mi
11	5	10	timowoof	Sacramento, CA	2451.5 mi

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Word	Guesses	Strikes	Status
1	100	10	fuzzyman3	HOLOCAUST	9	1/7	CRACKED
2	75	10	starmanluffy	ANDERSON	9	2/7	CRACKED
3	50	10	idraws	BARRIERS	8	2/7	CRACKED
4	30	10	.k.dub.	WHETHER	9	4/7	CRACKED
5	20	10	sirhappyc	████████	0	0/7	ACTIVE
6	10	10	.russell	████████	0	0/7	ACTIVE

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	XP Earned
1	25	15	.russell	37
2	20	15	doommoder	35
3	15	15	saetesn	33
4	10	15	_.nav	27
5	5	15	starestare	24

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	XP Earned
1	25	15	idraws	174
2	20	15	thefreshnerd	36
3	15	15	starestare	28
4	10	15	grim47	25
5	5	15	.russell	18