Vol. I · Community Daily
The Joxic Terminal
Saturday, September 5, 2026America/New_York
The Joxic Terminal — Saturday, September 5, 2026
Daily Summary
- russ asked grim to grab the latest Unreal Tournament patch from old-school sites like FilePlanet for some classic gaming.
- grim spent a good chunk of the day spamming 'cb fn', which was creatively translated as either 'Cheese burger Fortnite' by ashe or 'Cornbread fuck nut' by eric.
- stare sparked a retro gaming conversation by sharing rumors of Nexon developing StarCraft 3, leading russ and king to reminisce about Gunbound and MapleStory.
- ashe declared she needs a man to buy her a car and make all the payments while she drives it exclusively, prompting fuzzy to immediately shut down the idea.
- grim worried about getting fired for opening racho's DMs full of nipple pictures next to his boss, leading spookygoats to suggest suing for discrimination.
- fuzzy borrowed a Card Collector V from stare to prep for an upcoming event, revealing to sirhappyc that his ultimate goal is just opening as many cases as possible.
- Over in the Media channel, michael showed off a haul of retro items, hyping up russ over a physical Club Penguin DS game and a Majin Buu VHS tape.
Daily Polls
One vote per poll · 5 JoxCoins + 5 XP each. Results unlock after you vote.
What change would you like to come to Joxic?
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Badges Earned
- spookygoats — Good Press · Lv 1
Leaderboards
Poker
| # |  JoxCoins |  XP | Player | Hand Type | Cards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | idraws | Full House | 2♦ 2♥ 2♣ J♦ J♥ |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | Flush | 2♥ 3♥ 4♥ 10♥ K♥ |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | .k.dub. | Two Pair | Q♠ Q♣ K♣ A♣ A♥ |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | .russell | Two Pair | 8♠ 8♣ Q♣ Q♥ K♣ |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | saetesn | Two Pair | 7♣ 10♦ 10♣ J♥ J♦ |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | panda_san | One Pair | J♦ Q♠ K♥ A♦ A♠ |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | Miyu | One Pair | 6♥ 8♦ 10♦ 10♥ K♠ |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | starmanluffy | One Pair | 5♠ 9♦ 9♥ J♥ K♥ |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | sirhappyc | One Pair | 6♥ 6♠ 10♣ Q♠ A♥ |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | momomatthew | One Pair | 5♠ 5♥ 10♣ Q♦ A♣ |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | Misato | One Pair | 4♦ 4♣ 5♠ J♦ A♣ |
| 12 | 5 | 10 | highwarlordkabocha | High Card | 4♠ 7♠ Q♦ K♠ A♠ |
| 13 | 5 | 10 | snoib | High Card | 2♥ 6♣ 7♦ K♠ A♦ |
| 14 | 5 | 10 | fuzzy3.16822 | High Card | 3♣ 9♥ J♦ Q♦ A♦ |
| 15 | 5 | 10 | Daisy | High Card | 5♦ 6♣ 9♥ J♣ A♠ |
Joxicon
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Word | Score | Letters |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | idraws | FLASHY | 58 | FHYU*MS* |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | starmanluffy | BREED | 39 | DREIEEBU |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | .k.dub. | JOCOSE | 36 | JOX*COES |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | fuzzy3.16822 | HOLDING | 36 | GT*HIDNO |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | saetesn | CHEAP | 30 | CHEAPTCA |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | Daisy | BROKE | 22 | LRBKEERO |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | snoib | TOUCH | 21 | UOCANTHC |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | momomatthew | FIGHT | 21 | IIHGDTFR |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | EAGER | 18 | REOAYEGU |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | Misato | STICK | 16 | TECINDKS |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | sirhappyc | RHINO | 16 | RNHIOAIA |
| 12 | 5 | 10 | Miyu | DRAMA | 13 | OROMEDAA |
CityGuesser
Answer: Renton, WA
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Guess | Distance |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | .k.dub. | Bellevue, WA | 8.2 mi |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | Misato | Washington | 34.6 mi |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | snoib | Washington | 34.6 mi |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | momomatthew | Washington | 34.6 mi |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | idraws | Mount Vernon, WA | 64.4 mi |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | starmanluffy | Lynden, WA | 100.8 mi |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | Salem, OR | 180.9 mi |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | fuzzy3.16822 | Lehi, UT | 710.7 mi |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | Daisy | California | 796.6 mi |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | Miyu | California | 796.6 mi |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | sirhappyc | California | 796.6 mi |
| 12 | 5 | 10 | saetesn | Oklahoma | 1535.3 mi |
Hack
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Word | Guesses | Strikes | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | TRAINER | 6 | 0/7 | CRACKED |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | starmanluffy | DESIRED | 6 | 1/7 | CRACKED |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | .k.dub. | ASTRONOMY | 10 | 2/7 | CRACKED |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | idraws | BACHELOR | 10 | 2/7 | CRACKED |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | sirhappyc | CONTAIN | 9 | 3/7 | CRACKED |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | fuzzy3.16822 | ████████ | 0 | 0/7 | ACTIVE |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | saetesn | ████████ | 13 | 7/7 | LOCKED |
Activity
Text Activity
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | XP Earned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 | 15 | idraws | 26 |
| 2 | 20 | 15 | fuzzyman3 | 26 |
| 3 | 15 | 15 | thefreshnerd | 18 |
| 4 | 10 | 15 | .russell | 14 |
| 5 | 5 | 15 | grim47 | 10 |
Voice Activity
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | XP Earned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 | 15 | idraws | 174 |
| 2 | 20 | 15 | starmanluffy | 159 |
| 3 | 15 | 15 | lambo | 84 |
| 4 | 10 | 15 | highwarlordkabocha | 75 |
| 5 | 5 | 15 | fuzzyman3 | 58 |