The Joxic Terminal — 2026-09-06

The Joxic Terminal — Sunday, September 6, 2026

grim spent the early hours drunk-posting pure gibberish from a 5 AM bar.
draws unveiled his 'Satoru Gojo mode' energy drink concoction to survive his new faculty job, despite ashe accusing him of being a janitor.
russ sparked an intense debate over whether 1,000 magic-wielding Harry Potters could defeat 1,000,000 Floyd Mayweathers in a fistfight.
sirhappyc dubbed russ a modern-day Socrates after he dropped some highly questionable, out-of-context philosophical wisdom.
ashe vented about an incompetent boat coworker almost getting him killed by a wire, which naturally derailed into grim complaining about the youth talking in acronyms.
Over in Media, cecelia showed off a massive, newly reorganized multi-monitor desk setup that impressed the server.
king shared footage of an Amazon cargo plane crashing outside MIA, leaving fuzzy to joke about late packages and bad parking.
michael impressed the server by sharing pictures of a wild falcon that has taken up residence in his backyard.

One vote per poll · 5 JoxCoins + 5 XP each. Results unlock after you vote.

Free entry · up to 100 characters

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#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Hand Type	Cards
1	100	10	starmanluffy	Full House	4♠ 4♦ 10♠ 10♥ 10♦
2	75	10	sirhappyc	Full House	7♠ 7♣ 7♥ 8♠ 8♣
3	50	10	panda_san	Full House	4♥ 4♦ 4♣ J♦ J♠
4	30	10	fuzzyman3	Flush	3♣ 5♣ 10♣ J♣ A♣
5	20	10	Daisy	Trips	6♦ 7♣ J♥ J♣ J♠
6	10	10	idraws	Trips	6♣ 7♠ 7♣ 7♥ A♣
7	10	10	momomatthew	Trips	5♦ 5♥ 5♣ J♦ K♣
8	10	10	.k.dub.	Two Pair	6♦ J♦ J♣ A♥ A♦
9	10	10	saetesn	Two Pair	6♦ J♦ J♣ A♣ A♥
10	10	10	snoib	One Pair	9♦ 10♦ J♠ A♠ A♣
11	5	10	.russell	One Pair	4♠ 8♣ J♠ J♦ A♣
12	5	10	Misato	High Card	2♥ 7♣ 9♥ 10♦ K♣
13	5	10	Miyu	High Card	2♥ 3♦ 4♦ 7♠ 8♣

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Word	Score	Letters
1	100	10	idraws	JURISTIC	56	TCI*JI
2	75	10	starmanluffy	HARRY	41	RHTYHRYA
3	50	10	fuzzyman3	SPARING	30	PJRGA*
4	30	10	sirhappyc	DEVOTE	28	DGTVJEOE
5	20	10	.russell	STOCK	22	TONSEOKC
6	10	10	snoib	CHAIN	21	NISAICEH
7	10	10	momomatthew	GUESS	19	EGOTSSUA
8	10	10	Daisy	NOTED	14	EATINOLD
9	10	10	Misato	STYLE	14	VTETSLGY
10	10	10	Miyu	TRIBE	10	BEGRDTBI

Answer: Tarpon Springs, FL

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Guess	Distance
1	100	10	.k.dub.	Tampa, FL	22.7 mi
2	75	10	snoib	Florida	70.5 mi
3	50	10	.russell	Florida	70.5 mi
4	30	10	momomatthew	Florida	70.5 mi
5	20	10	sirhappyc	Florida	70.5 mi
6	10	10	idraws	Biloxi, MS	400.6 mi
7	10	10	Miyu	South Carolina	409.0 mi
8	10	10	fuzzyman3	Baton Rouge, LA	532.1 mi
9	10	10	starmanluffy	Louisiana	585.2 mi
10	10	10	Daisy	Wisconsin	1176.7 mi
11	5	10	Misato	Colorado	1494.8 mi

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Word	Guesses	Strikes	Status
1	100	10	starmanluffy	SELLING	6	0/7	CRACKED
2	75	10	idraws	CRITICISM	8	2/7	CRACKED
3	50	10	fuzzyman3	COMMUNITY	11	3/7	CRACKED
4	30	10	.k.dub.	████████	1	0/7	ACTIVE
5	20	10	sirhappyc	████████	0	0/7	ACTIVE

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	XP Earned
1	25	15	idraws	17
2	20	15	.russell	15
3	15	15	panda_san	10
4	10	15	doommoder	10
5	5	15	fuzzyman3	8

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	XP Earned
1	25	15	idraws	166
2	20	15	starmanluffy	159
3	15	15	fuzzyman3	49
4	10	15	big_safety	26
5	5	15	.russell	26