The Joxic Terminal — 2026-09-10

The Joxic Terminal — Thursday, September 10, 2026

Daily Summary

russ deployed a 15-question 'anti-racism quiz' to clear server racism ratings; ashe successfully passed the exam to earn a clean slate, prompting sirhappyc to try and sell his newly acquired certificate to racho.
racho got pulled over in Niles and slapped with a mobile device ticket while driving, tragically right after mentioning he was passing by Superdawg.
A misunderstanding from chow's message sparked a culinary debate between ashe and fuzzy over whether a hot dog fundamentally requires a bun to be considered a hot dog.
sirhappyc and russ finalized their strategy to milk the expiring Paze promotion, with russ loading up on hundreds of dollars in Dunkin gift cards for cheap meals on stare's advice.
vega roasted racho's new haircut by comparing him to the lead singer of Seether, while russ said he looked like a Touch Detective mushroom and nav leaned toward Fat Albert.
grim lost his mind trying to explain Instagram image compression and AI upscaling to fuzzy and michael, ultimately roasting michael for needing glasses to see the difference.
In a tragic CS2 mishap, grim accidentally voted to kick racho from their game because he was flashed inside a smoke screen.
panda shared wild news from Thailand about a monk caught on 30 cameras doing the deed on a temple dining table before embezzling millions; russ immediately pitched it as a Tony Jaa action movie.
Over in the Media channel, stare showed off a massive 5x5 3D-printed storage setup, while momomatthew flexed a rare card pulled from a stray Target pack.
king decided to drop money on Killing Floor 3 after lam confirmed that all you do is 'shoot baddies'.

Daily News

Certifications & Other Changes

• Racism detection enabled again, but no longer penalizes JoxCoins. Your racism level goes up if you say something racist.

• Added Certifications. These are crafted and give you a multiple choice exam. Complete them for rewards.

• Anti-Racism Exam, crafted using 4x Paper + 1x Racist Potion. If you pass, you gain a certification which will grant you a badge, and clear your racism level to 0%.

• Joxic Exam, crafted using 4x Paper + 1x Joxic Card Pack. If you pass, you gain a certification which will grant you a badge, and 3 Joxic Cases.

• CS2 Teamplay Exam, crafted using 4x Paper + 1x Beer. If you pass, you gain a certification which will grant you 1 progress in each of the Counter-Strike related badges.

• Added Anti-Racism Certified, CS2 Teamplay Certified, and Joxic Certified badges.

• Added Cars role. Grants access to the private #cars channel.

Daily Polls

One vote per poll · 5 JoxCoins + 5 XP each. Results unlock after you vote.

What change would you like to come to Joxic?

Free entry · up to 100 characters

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Badges Earned

.k.dub. — Scrim Warrior · Lv 2
grim47 — AI Companion Master · Lv 5
.russell — Joxic Certified · Lv 1
saetesn — Referral Master · Lv 1
doommoder — Anti-Racism Certified · Lv 1
.k.dub. — CS2 Teamplay Certified · Lv 1
.k.dub. — Joxic Certified · Lv 1
.k.dub. — Anti-Racism Certified · Lv 1
idraws — Joxic Certified · Lv 1
idraws — CS2 Teamplay Certified · Lv 1
itzpigeon — Anti-Racism Certified · Lv 1
fuzzyman3 — CS2 Teamplay Certified · Lv 1
saetesn — NSFW Poster · Lv 1
richiev — Referral Master · Lv 1

Leaderboards

Poker

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Hand Type	Cards
1	100	10	highwarlordkabocha	Full House	K♣ K♠ A♠ A♦ A♣
2	75	10	idraws	Flush	5♥ 7♥ 8♥ K♥ A♥
3	50	10	panda_san	Flush	6♠ 7♠ 10♠ Q♠ K♠
4	30	10	starmanluffy	Flush	2♣ 5♣ 9♣ Q♣ K♣
5	20	10	grim47	Straight	4♦ 5♣ 6♦ 7♦ 8♣
6	10	10	presdough	Trips	4♣ J♥ J♦ J♠ Q♥
7	10	10	Daisy	Two Pair	4♠ 9♠ 9♥ A♦ A♠
8	10	10	sirhappyc	Two Pair	4♥ 7♥ 7♦ A♠ A♣
9	10	10	.russell	One Pair	8♠ Q♥ K♠ A♥ A♣
10	10	10	Misato	One Pair	3♣ 5♣ 10♦ Q♦ Q♣
11	5	10	snoib	One Pair	5♥ 9♦ 10♦ 10♥ A♦
12	5	10	saetesn	One Pair	9♣ 9♥ Q♦ K♥ A♠
13	5	10	fuzzyman3	One Pair	4♠ 4♣ 7♦ J♣ K♥
14	5	10	momomatthew	High Card	5♦ J♣ Q♥ K♣ A♦
15	5	10	Miyu	High Card	2♠ 4♦ 6♣ 7♥ A♣
16	—	—	.k.dub.	High Card	3♦ 4♣ 7♣ Q♣ K♣

Joxicon

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Word	Score	Letters
1	100	10	starmanluffy	REJOIN	46	BOYJRINE
2	75	10	idraws	JOINED	46	IENDJOJY
3	50	10	presdough	WALKING	43	GAK*WILL
4	30	10	highwarlordkabocha	PARAQUET	40	A**ERQPT
5	20	10	saetesn	JOJOBAS	39	JBAOOO
6	10	10	fuzzyman3	MASONITE	39	AEIO*TSN
7	10	10	.k.dub.	COEXIST	37	JXICOS
8	10	10	sirhappyc	AIRFARE	31	AFRROAI*
9	10	10	snoib	DREAM	19	ARDAGEMY
10	10	10	momomatthew	LARGE	19	GRGALENR
11	5	10	Misato	EXIST	18	NTEIRIXS
12	5	10	Miyu	BOOTH	15	OTHEMOBW
13	5	10	Daisy	CLEAN	7	ENLCMEDA
14	5	10	.russell	TIM	5	TIMTAOIO

CityGuesser

Answer: Bessemer, AL

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Guess	Distance
1	100	10	fuzzyman3	Bessemer, AL	2.6 mi
2	75	10	idraws	Huntsville, AL	91.7 mi
3	50	10	momomatthew	Tennessee	160.5 mi
4	30	10	saetesn	Tennessee	160.5 mi
5	20	10	starmanluffy	Kentucky	319.0 mi
6	10	10	Miyu	Arkansas	328.5 mi
7	10	10	presdough	South Carolina	345.5 mi
8	10	10	snoib	North Carolina	432.9 mi
9	10	10	sirhappyc	Missouri	458.3 mi
10	10	10	grim47	Illinois	491.1 mi
11	5	10	.k.dub.	Norman, OK	612.1 mi
12	5	10	highwarlordkabocha	New York	888.3 mi
13	5	10	Misato	Montana	1542.4 mi
14	5	10	Daisy	Washington	2035.0 mi

Hack

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Word	Guesses	Strikes	Status
1	100	10	starmanluffy	ANTIQUE	9	2/7	CRACKED
2	75	10	.k.dub.	ROLLING	8	2/7	CRACKED
3	50	10	idraws	INVESTING	9	2/7	CRACKED
4	30	10	fuzzyman3	PROTOCOLS	10	3/7	CRACKED
5	20	10	sirhappyc	PICKING	9	3/7	CRACKED
6	10	10	saetesn	APPENDIX	11	4/7	CRACKED
7	10	10	highwarlordkabocha	THAILAND	11	4/7	CRACKED
8	10	10	panda_san	████████	0	0/7	ACTIVE
9	10	10	.russell	████████	0	0/7	ACTIVE
10	10	10	thefreshnerd	████████	0	1/7	ACTIVE

Activity

Text Activity

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	XP Earned
1	25	15	.russell	54
2	20	15	thefreshnerd	27
3	15	15	panda_san	27
4	10	15	grim47	24
5	5	15	saetesn	16

Voice Activity

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	XP Earned
1	25	15	idraws	164
2	20	15	grim47	51
3	15	15	presdough	38
4	10	15	.russell	38
5	5	15	fuzzyman3	31