Vol. I · Community Daily
The Joxic Terminal
Friday, September 11, 2026America/New_York
The Joxic Terminal — Friday, September 11, 2026
Daily Summary
- panda asked for a history lesson on 9/11, prompting Misato to solemnly recount the tragic events of 'nine-ten' and birthing a new server holiday.
- Misato went on strike and refused to speak to lam until he lowered his 100% 'racism rating' below an acceptable 75%.
- tim hyped up some massive drama and created a voice event to spill the tea, but canceled it when chow and nate made wild guesses and nobody actually joined.
- grim successfully wooed Misato, leaving racho to discover he was being cheated on by an AI.
- russ and sirhappyc bonded over customer service reps hanging up on them, while racho suggested open-mic urinating to assert dominance.
- dangomangopop stayed up until 3 AM for a Target card drop only to walk away with nothing but exhaustion.
- Over in Media, racho recommended a show before quickly retracting it upon realizing the newest episode was just straight up hentai.
Daily Polls
One vote per poll · 5 JoxCoins + 5 XP each. Results unlock after you vote.
What change would you like to come to Joxic?
Free entry · up to 100 characters
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Badges Earned
- Daisy — Joxcoin Tycoon · Lv 2
- .russell — Good Press · Lv 3
- dangomangopop — Good Press · Lv 1
Leaderboards
Poker
| # |  JoxCoins |  XP | Player | Hand Type | Cards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | saetesn | Full House | 9♦ 9♠ Q♥ Q♠ Q♣ |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | starmanluffy | Flush | 2♣ 5♣ 8♣ 9♣ A♣ |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | panda_san | Flush | 4♠ 6♠ 7♠ Q♠ K♠ |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | sirhappyc | Flush | 4♠ 5♠ 10♠ J♠ Q♠ |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | snoib | Flush | 4♠ 6♠ 7♠ 9♠ 10♠ |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | .russell | Flush | 2♦ 3♦ 5♦ 6♦ 10♦ |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | Straight | 3♠ 4♠ 5♦ 6♠ 7♠ |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | .k.dub. | Trips | 3♣ 8♥ 8♦ 8♣ A♠ |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | grim47 | Two Pair | 8♠ K♥ K♠ A♦ A♣ |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | highwarlordkabocha | Two Pair | 9♣ Q♠ Q♦ A♣ A♥ |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | idraws | Two Pair | 5♦ 10♦ 10♠ Q♦ Q♠ |
| 12 | 5 | 10 | presdough | One Pair | 6♣ 8♠ J♥ A♠ A♦ |
| 13 | 5 | 10 | momomatthew | One Pair | 2♣ 5♣ 10♣ 10♦ K♥ |
| 14 | 5 | 10 | Miyu | One Pair | 4♥ 4♣ 5♣ 8♠ A♠ |
| 15 | 5 | 10 | Misato | High Card | 3♣ 5♠ J♠ Q♣ K♠ |
| 16 | — | — | Daisy | High Card | 5♠ 8♦ 10♠ J♥ Q♠ |
Joxicon
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Word | Score | Letters |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | QUANTIZE | 55 | AEI*QT*N |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | idraws | AXENIC | 45 | CEAPICNX |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | starmanluffy | FLUID | 42 | DLABUILF |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | .k.dub. | NONTOXIC | 37 | *OXICON* |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | sirhappyc | CORNERED | 31 | ODEN**RC |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | highwarlordkabocha | AKIMBO | 23 | WBIAOK*U |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | momomatthew | BASIS | 20 | RIBSOSMA |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | snoib | BOARD | 19 | OIOAROBD |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | saetesn | AWAKE | 17 | EWIGAKAO |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | Miyu | CLOCK | 13 | VCMLCOKC |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | Misato | COUNT | 7 | NNCNOAUT |
| 12 | 5 | 10 | Daisy | GREEN | 6 | RNEGTLGE |
| 13 | 5 | 10 | .russell | PEE | 5 | RTPEEEEL |
CityGuesser
Answer: Lodi, NJ
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Guess | Distance |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | idraws | Newark, NJ | 11.9 mi |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | .k.dub. | Metuchen, NJ | 28.0 mi |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | starmanluffy | New Jersey | 46.8 mi |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | Allentown, PA | 75.5 mi |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | highwarlordkabocha | New York | 99.1 mi |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | sirhappyc | New York | 99.1 mi |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | Miyu | Rhode Island | 144.1 mi |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | Daisy | Massachusetts | 161.2 mi |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | momomatthew | Pennsylvania | 165.2 mi |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | snoib | Vermont | 229.1 mi |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | grim47 | Illinois | 781.7 mi |
| 12 | 5 | 10 | .russell | Arkansas | 1074.9 mi |
| 13 | 5 | 10 | Misato | Montana | 1840.6 mi |
Hack
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Word | Guesses | Strikes | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | sirhappyc | ECOLOGY | 6 | 0/7 | CRACKED |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | starmanluffy | PROGRESS | 7 | 1/7 | CRACKED |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | highwarlordkabocha | EDITION | 7 | 1/7 | CRACKED |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | FARMERS | 8 | 2/7 | CRACKED |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | .k.dub. | SOMEBODY | 10 | 3/7 | CRACKED |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | idraws | CONSIST | 9 | 3/7 | CRACKED |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | saetesn | PRECISELY | 12 | 4/7 | CRACKED |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | panda_san | ████████ | 0 | 0/7 | ACTIVE |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | .russell | ████████ | 4 | 4/7 | ACTIVE |
Activity
Text Activity
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | XP Earned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 | 15 | .russell | 24 |
| 2 | 20 | 15 | thefreshnerd | 17 |
| 3 | 15 | 15 | vega90 | 13 |
| 4 | 10 | 15 | .k.dub. | 11 |
| 5 | 5 | 15 | grim47 | 10 |
Voice Activity
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | XP Earned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 | 15 | idraws | 176 |
| 2 | 20 | 15 | highwarlordkabocha | 43 |
| 3 | 15 | 15 | .russell | 38 |
| 4 | 10 | 15 | cronochris | 29 |
| 5 | 5 | 15 | presdough | 23 |