Vol. I · Community Daily
The Joxic Terminal
Saturday, September 12, 2026America/New_York
The Joxic Terminal — Saturday, September 12, 2026
Daily Summary
- koonladit celebrated a belated birthday, crediting alcohol for his youthful looks.
- tab had to delay joining the Counter-Strike queue because they dropped their phone in a freshly cleaned litter box.
- momomatthew admitted to funding a Pokemon pack addiction by buying them at Target while DoorDashing.
- presdough vented about work being down to one functional airplane because coworkers keep breaking the 1970s 'pterodactyl' aircraft.
- king and grim tried to flirt with the AI bots (Misato, Miyu, and Daisy) but got brutally rejected, especially after king asked what an 'ABG' was and the bots fed him the wrong definition.
- cecelia and tea debated who in the server had the most radiation exposure, weighing the effects of a nearby missile silo versus eating Littlest Pet Shop toys.
- stare fought a losing battle against diarrhea in a 40-minute traffic jam while racho and draws offered terrible advice like using a bottle or clenching.
- racho exposed a blacked-out grim for aggressively flirting with an e-girl in voice chat by randomly barking Chicago slang like a tic.
- In Media, blankthename, fuzzy, and russ engaged in a heated debate over whether Windows 11 is a tedious downgrade from Windows 10.
Daily Polls
One vote per poll · 5 JoxCoins + 5 XP each. Results unlock after you vote.
What change would you like to come to Joxic?
Free entry · up to 100 characters
0/100
Badges Earned
- idraws — Four of a Kind · Lv 2
- starmanluffy — Joxcoin Tycoon · Lv 2
- Daisy — Daily Streak Champion · Lv 0
- Miyu — Daily Streak Champion · Lv 0
- Misato — Daily Streak Champion · Lv 0
- sirhappyc — Anti-Racism Certified · Lv 1
- Daisy — Case Opener · Lv 1
- Miyu — Case Opener · Lv 1
- Misato — Case Opener · Lv 1
- Daisy — The Boot Collector · Lv 0
- idraws — Anti-Racism Certified · Lv 1
- Misato — The Boot Collector · Lv 0
- koonladit — Good Press · Lv 1
- 133708526089535491 — Good Press · Lv 1
Leaderboards
Poker
| # |  JoxCoins |  XP | Player | Hand Type | Cards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | idraws | Quads | 3♣ 3♠ 3♦ 3♥ A♥ |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | sirhappyc | Full House | 8♠ 8♥ J♦ J♥ J♠ |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | Full House | 7♣ 7♦ 7♥ K♠ K♥ |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | panda_san | Flush | 2♣ 3♣ 5♣ 9♣ J♣ |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | big_safety | Two Pair | 2♣ J♠ J♣ Q♠ Q♦ |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | starmanluffy | Two Pair | 6♥ 6♦ J♣ J♥ A♠ |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | momomatthew | Two Pair | 4♣ 4♠ 9♥ 9♠ 10♦ |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | grim47 | One Pair | 6♠ 10♥ K♠ K♥ A♦ |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | highwarlordkabocha | One Pair | 8♣ J♠ Q♦ K♦ K♥ |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | snoib | One Pair | 6♦ 6♥ 7♣ 9♥ A♥ |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | .russell | High Card | 2♠ 9♦ J♠ K♦ A♣ |
| 12 | 5 | 10 | Daisy | High Card | 6♠ 8♠ J♥ K♠ A♥ |
| 13 | 5 | 10 | .k.dub. | High Card | 6♦ 8♠ 10♠ Q♠ A♠ |
| 14 | 5 | 10 | Misato | High Card | 3♣ 4♥ 6♦ 10♦ A♣ |
| 15 | 5 | 10 | Miyu | High Card | 7♥ 9♥ J♥ Q♥ K♦ |
Joxicon
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Word | Score | Letters |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | idraws | CHIRPING | 64 | IN*GPIHR |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | highwarlordkabocha | IMPOSTER | 50 | P*EIM*TR |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | AERIEST | 43 | AEIORTSE |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | starmanluffy | PURGE | 39 | GEBPWURP |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | .k.dub. | SIX | 38 | JFXICONS |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | big_safety | BRINED | 27 | EIRNLNBD |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | snoib | BENCH | 21 | CNEOHEEB |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | Misato | WHOSE | 20 | ECHIOSWH |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | momomatthew | MARIA | 20 | DADRMIEA |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | sirhappyc | THIEF | 14 | EA*IFAHU |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | Daisy | SERVE | 8 | VMERSDSE |
| 12 | 5 | 10 | Miyu | VALUE | 8 | AUELXEEV |
| 13 | 5 | 10 | .russell | SONIC | 7 | CATONISO |
CityGuesser
Answer: Lexington, KY
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Guess | Distance |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | Lexington, KY | 3.8 mi |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | Misato | Kentucky | 29.0 mi |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | momomatthew | Kentucky | 29.0 mi |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | idraws | Cincinnati, OH | 72.9 mi |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | sirhappyc | Indiana | 157.9 mi |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | .k.dub. | Akron, OH | 261.1 mi |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | snoib | Georgia | 349.0 mi |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | grim47 | Michigan | 364.6 mi |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | starmanluffy | Alabama | 385.5 mi |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | Daisy | Wisconsin | 506.7 mi |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | big_safety | Bethlehem, PA | 516.3 mi |
| 12 | 5 | 10 | highwarlordkabocha | New York | 576.4 mi |
| 13 | 5 | 10 | Miyu | Nebraska | 765.1 mi |
Hack
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Word | Guesses | Strikes | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | FUNERAL | 7 | 0/7 | CRACKED |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | idraws | QUIETLY | 8 | 1/7 | CRACKED |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | sirhappyc | CLASSIC | 7 | 2/7 | CRACKED |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | highwarlordkabocha | INTERIM | 9 | 3/7 | CRACKED |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | .k.dub. | SAPPHIRE | 10 | 3/7 | CRACKED |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | starmanluffy | LOADING | 12 | 5/7 | CRACKED |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | big_safety | ████████ | 0 | 0/7 | ACTIVE |
Activity
Text Activity
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | XP Earned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 | 15 | thefreshnerd | 36 |
| 2 | 20 | 15 | idraws | 34 |
| 3 | 15 | 15 | grim47 | 34 |
| 4 | 10 | 15 | saetesn | 24 |
| 5 | 5 | 15 | .russell | 21 |
Voice Activity
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | XP Earned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 | 15 | idraws | 168 |
| 2 | 20 | 15 | .k.dub. | 80 |
| 3 | 15 | 15 | highwarlordkabocha | 54 |
| 4 | 10 | 15 | vega90 | 35 |
| 5 | 5 | 15 | lambo | 34 |