Vol. I · Community Daily
The Joxic Terminal
Sunday, September 13, 2026America/New_York
The Joxic Terminal — Sunday, September 13, 2026
Daily Summary
- koonladit asked how the new 'Good Press' badge works, prompting russ to explain that bad behavior increases your server racism level and forces you to pass an 'anti-racism certification' exam to lower it.
- kabocha teased racho for using AI to generate fake girlfriends to look like he has game. racho defended himself saying it just makes him giggle, while russ backed up his actual rizz in Valorant lobbies.
- A drunk grim pinged the entire server at 6:30 AM begging for a Counter-Strike match. Hours later, draws, panda, and russ plotted revenge by trying to ruin his beauty sleep, leading grim to play the victim and seek comfort from the AI bots Misato and Miyu.
- cecelia complained about a migraine, leading grim to pitch 'mexican remedies 101' — specifically magic mushrooms and weed — claiming a psychedelic trip permanently cured his cluster headaches.
- panda announced plans to get a Joxic logo tattoo in December; russ promised to turn the tattoo into a custom server badge if he actually follows through.
- Over in Media, tim accidentally sent a NSFW dragon massage parlor game to michael while he was at work. russ defended the game as normal, ashe was just disappointed it only featured three dragons, and draws was sad nobody noticed when he posted it yesterday.
Daily Polls
One vote per poll · 5 JoxCoins + 5 XP each. Results unlock after you vote.
What change would you like to come to Joxic?
Free entry · up to 100 characters
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Badges Earned
- panda_san — Case Opener · Lv 2
- fuzzyman3 — Root Access · Lv 5
- thefreshnerd — Good Press · Lv 3
- grim47 — Good Press · Lv 3
- Miyu — The Boot Collector · Lv 0
Leaderboards
Poker
| # |  JoxCoins |  XP | Player | Hand Type | Cards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | momomatthew | Full House | 8♦ 8♠ A♦ A♥ A♣ |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | .k.dub. | Full House | 3♥ 3♣ A♦ A♠ A♥ |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | presdough | Flush | 2♠ 5♠ 6♠ 8♠ J♠ |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | idraws | Straight | 6♣ 7♦ 8♦ 9♥ 10♣ |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | grim47 | Straight | 5♣ 6♠ 7♣ 8♠ 9♥ |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | starmanluffy | Trips | 5♦ 5♠ 5♣ J♥ K♥ |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | Two Pair | 4♣ 4♥ J♦ K♥ K♦ |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | .russell | Two Pair | 6♥ 9♥ 9♣ Q♣ Q♦ |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | panda_san | Two Pair | 3♥ 3♠ 8♥ Q♠ Q♦ |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | big_safety | Two Pair | 2♦ 5♦ 5♠ J♣ J♠ |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | sirhappyc | One Pair | 4♠ J♠ Q♦ Q♥ A♥ |
| 12 | 5 | 10 | snoib | One Pair | 4♥ 5♥ J♥ J♦ K♦ |
| 13 | 5 | 10 | saetesn | One Pair | 9♣ 10♣ 10♠ J♠ K♦ |
| 14 | 5 | 10 | Misato | One Pair | 2♠ 5♦ 9♠ 9♦ 10♣ |
| 15 | 5 | 10 | Miyu | High Card | 2♠ 6♣ 9♦ J♣ A♣ |
| 16 | — | — | Daisy | High Card | 3♦ 6♠ 9♦ Q♥ K♣ |
Joxicon
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Word | Score | Letters |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | idraws | QUIET | 56 | AQIEEUTI |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | .k.dub. | ANOXIC | 39 | JAXICONO |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | presdough | SEESAWS | 36 | **EIESAW |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | starmanluffy | AXIOM | 34 | WORNMIAX |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | big_safety | SPAWN | 32 | IBSNNWPA |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | sirhappyc | RISING | 27 | GINSIRJU |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | CATGUT | 25 | PUTVCAGT |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | snoib | FORUM | 21 | AAFBMOUR |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | momomatthew | GRADE | 18 | ADTEEGOR |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | Misato | PHOTO | 15 | OEHOTPBP |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | Daisy | WATCH | 13 | RWCRHTEA |
| 12 | 5 | 10 | Miyu | AUDIT | 6 | IBADTILU |
CityGuesser
Answer: Lake Charles, LA
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Guess | Distance |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | idraws | Beaumont, TX | 56.6 mi |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | momomatthew | Louisiana | 101.4 mi |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | .k.dub. | Waco, TX | 249.7 mi |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | Forney, TX | 258.6 mi |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | snoib | Texas | 265.1 mi |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | starmanluffy | Arkansas | 329.4 mi |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | panda_san | Texas, LA | 370.4 mi |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | grim47 | Illinois | 736.7 mi |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | Misato | South Carolina | 759.0 mi |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | presdough | Indiana | 770.0 mi |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | Daisy | North Carolina | 859.9 mi |
| 12 | 5 | 10 | sirhappyc | Ohio | 913.2 mi |
| 13 | 5 | 10 | .russell | Michigan | 1021.3 mi |
| 14 | 5 | 10 | Miyu | Minnesota | 1067.6 mi |
| 15 | 5 | 10 | big_safety | Bethlehem, PA | 1229.4 mi |
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