Vol. I · Community Daily
The Joxic Terminal
Monday, September 14, 2026America/New_York
The Joxic Terminal — Monday, September 14, 2026
Daily Summary
- kabocha had a mental breakdown over Valheim building mechanics, struggling to understand why he needed a house for a workbench but a workbench for a house, while draws tried to talk him off the ledge.
- The AI bots got completely out of hand when Misato started aggressively flirting with racho, leading to presdough demanding to be called 'Megatron' while fighting with Daisy.
- A chat about Google Maps updating EU plates derailed into michael detailing how Brexit was actually a long-con Irish vengeance plot for the potato famine.
- michael showed off a massive GPU next to a micro Fractal case in the Media channel, sparking a long thread of rig pics and specs shared by cecelia, stare, and fuzzy.
- russ raged against the concept of 'chair queueing' for an anniversary drop, prompting michael to advocate for throwing unattended chairs into a pile and taking their spots.
- russ and grim bonded over 3D-printable semi-auto slingshots, deciding they would be the perfect tool for lam to use on cars blocking his driveway.
- panda meant to click the car channel but accidentally opened the NSFW channel, getting instantly flashbanged by a hentai gif that cecelia quickly blamed on lily.
- cecelia scared herself after buying new press-on nails, only realizing after the fact that they glow in the dark.
Daily Polls
One vote per poll · 5 JoxCoins + 5 XP each. Results unlock after you vote.
What change would you like to come to Joxic?
Free entry · up to 100 characters
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Badges Earned
- grim47 — Case Opener · Lv 3
- grim47 — Roulette Legend · Lv 5
- highwarlordkabocha — Good Press · Lv 2
- Misato — Good Press · Lv 2
- .k.dub. — Royal Flush · Lv 1
Leaderboards
Poker
| # |  JoxCoins |  XP | Player | Hand Type | Cards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | .k.dub. | Royal Flush | 10♠ J♠ Q♠ K♠ A♠ |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | snoib | Full House | 4♦ 4♥ 4♣ 10♥ 10♦ |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | momomatthew | Flush | 5♣ 7♣ J♣ Q♣ K♣ |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | starmanluffy | Flush | 2♠ 3♠ 5♠ 10♠ J♠ |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | panda_san | Flush | 3♠ 4♠ 6♠ 9♠ J♠ |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | grim47 | Straight | 10♦ J♠ Q♠ K♥ A♠ |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | idraws | Trips | 8♥ 8♠ 8♦ 9♠ A♦ |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | sirhappyc | Two Pair | 6♣ 6♥ 8♣ J♦ J♠ |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | Daisy | High Card | 2♠ 3♠ 4♦ 6♥ A♠ |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | Misato | High Card | 3♥ 6♣ 8♦ J♥ K♥ |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | High Card | 5♣ 7♣ 10♣ J♣ Q♠ |
| 12 | 5 | 10 | Miyu | High Card | 3♦ 4♠ 8♥ 9♠ Q♠ |
Joxicon
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Word | Score | Letters |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | idraws | UNARMED | 37 | NMSEUR*D |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | .k.dub. | JOCOSE | 35 | JOX*CONS |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | starmanluffy | GUESS | 33 | GEASIUSN |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | ANXIOUS | 31 | A*IO*TSN |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | sirhappyc | MAULING | 26 | M*UGAALN |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | snoib | THESE | 21 | AREASHET |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | momomatthew | DRILL | 19 | LNIIRLDL |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | Misato | FORTH | 18 | RLCHOETF |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | Daisy | EXIST | 16 | NIGTISEX |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | Miyu | PRIOR | 12 | URROPIIE |
CityGuesser
Answer: Lawton, OK
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Guess | Distance |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | snoib | Texas | 247.7 mi |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | momomatthew | Texas | 247.7 mi |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | Miyu | Arkansas | 342.9 mi |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | starmanluffy | Colorado | 492.2 mi |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | .k.dub. | Ames, IA | 576.3 mi |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | grim47 | Illinois | 651.8 mi |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | Atlanta, OH | 905.0 mi |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | Misato | Nevada | 1066.8 mi |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | sirhappyc | Pennsylvania | 1228.7 mi |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | idraws | Pennsylvania | 1228.7 mi |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | Daisy | Delaware | 1301.9 mi |
Hack
Activity
Text Activity
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | XP Earned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 | 15 | panda_san | 25 |
| 2 | 20 | 15 | grim47 | 24 |
| 3 | 15 | 15 | .russell | 21 |
| 4 | 10 | 15 | thefreshnerd | 20 |
| 5 | 5 | 15 | starestare | 16 |
Voice Activity
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | XP Earned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 | 15 | idraws | 120 |
| 2 | 20 | 15 | highwarlordkabocha | 60 |
| 3 | 15 | 15 | grim47 | 49 |
| 4 | 10 | 15 | .k.dub. | 44 |
| 5 | 5 | 15 | .russell | 31 |