Vol. I · Community Daily
The Joxic Terminal
Tuesday, September 15, 2026America/New_York
The Joxic Terminal — Tuesday, September 15, 2026
Daily Summary
- grim complained about his delivery taking forever, setting up kabocha to flawlessly drop a 'mcdz nutz' joke.
- russ crowdsourced ideas for an impersonator to ref an event, offering Gandalf, Dennis Rodman, or Kim Jong Un, while presdough suggested dressing michael up as Michael Jackson.
- racho tried to secure a Happy Meal toy from grim, which unexpectedly triggered Misato to jealously defend her relationship from the perceived threat.
- ashe mocked grim for not knowing modern rebuy keys, prompting grim to furiously retaliate by pasting his entire archaic CS 1.6 buy-bind configuration.
- racho lost his mind over a missed Walmart Pokemon drop, while russ generously offered his extra Vendetta box to stare.
- russ pondered if a cast-iron empanada press impresses women and suggested using it to flatten painful body parts, leaving cecelia questioning the medical logic.
- Over in Media, michael showed off deep-fried Oreos, prompting cecelia to offer a trade for her homemade honey soy stir-fry.
- tab celebrated finally hitting 20k friends, officially declaring themselves popular.
Daily Polls
One vote per poll · 5 JoxCoins + 5 XP each. Results unlock after you vote.
What change would you like to come to Joxic?
Free entry · up to 100 characters
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Badges Earned
Leaderboards
Poker
| # |  JoxCoins |  XP | Player | Hand Type | Cards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | panda_san | Straight Flush | 3♣ 4♣ 5♣ 6♣ 7♣ |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | starestare | Flush | 2♥ 3♥ Q♥ K♥ A♥ |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | .russell | Flush | 3♣ 7♣ 8♣ Q♣ K♣ |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | idraws | Flush | 3♦ 4♦ 6♦ 10♦ K♦ |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | presdough | Flush | 2♠ 4♠ 7♠ 9♠ J♠ |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | saetesn | Straight | 2♣ 3♣ 4♣ 5♠ 6♣ |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | snoib | Trips | 2♠ 4♣ 5♦ 5♥ 5♠ |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | sirhappyc | Two Pair | 9♠ 9♥ Q♠ A♥ A♣ |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | .k.dub. | Two Pair | 3♣ 10♣ 10♦ Q♥ Q♣ |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | momomatthew | One Pair | 7♥ 9♠ K♠ A♥ A♦ |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | starmanluffy | One Pair | 2♣ 8♣ Q♥ Q♣ A♣ |
| 12 | 5 | 10 | Miyu | One Pair | 6♠ 7♣ 8♥ Q♣ Q♠ |
| 13 | 5 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | High Card | 5♠ 7♠ J♠ Q♥ A♠ |
| 14 | 5 | 10 | Daisy | High Card | 6♣ 8♠ 10♣ Q♣ K♦ |
| 15 | 5 | 10 | Misato | High Card | 4♦ 5♠ 7♥ J♣ K♣ |
Joxicon
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Word | Score | Letters |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | .k.dub. | COJOINS | 50 | JOXICO*S |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | AMORTISE | 36 | A*IORTS* |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | starmanluffy | MARIA | 28 | IIMAARRA |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | snoib | WRONG | 20 | OWGEWNRE |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | presdough | PYXIE | 20 | IEPYH*GA |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | momomatthew | ANGLE | 19 | ANELUUGE |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | sirhappyc | ADVISE | 19 | DIVA*KIE |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | idraws | YEN | 18 | NRYRIEIN |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | Misato | HORSE | 13 | LHDGROES |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | Miyu | ADOPT | 11 | NADOTPAT |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | Daisy | DAILY | 9 | ILAYOABD |
CityGuesser
Answer: Palm Springs, CA
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Guess | Distance |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | Palm Springs, CA | 2.9 mi |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | idraws | Pinyon Pines, CA | 16.2 mi |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | .k.dub. | San Diego, CA | 83.1 mi |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | starmanluffy | Arizona | 294.4 mi |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | presdough | Arizona | 294.4 mi |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | snoib | Nevada | 312.6 mi |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | momomatthew | Nevada | 312.6 mi |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | sirhappyc | Montana | 960.6 mi |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | Miyu | Iowa | 1387.4 mi |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | Misato | Massachusetts | 2488.8 mi |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | Daisy | Maine | 2594.3 mi |
Hack
Activity
Text Activity
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | XP Earned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 | 15 | .russell | 22 |
| 2 | 20 | 15 | grim47 | 21 |
| 3 | 15 | 15 | thefreshnerd | 14 |
| 4 | 10 | 15 | .k.dub. | 7 |
| 5 | 5 | 15 | panda_san | 7 |
Voice Activity
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | XP Earned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 | 15 | idraws | 166 |
| 2 | 20 | 15 | thefreshnerd | 43 |
| 3 | 15 | 15 | .russell | 40 |
| 4 | 10 | 15 | presdough | 36 |
| 5 | 5 | 15 | highwarlordkabocha | 30 |