Vol. I · Community Daily
The Joxic Terminal
Friday, September 25, 2026America/New_York
The Joxic Terminal — Friday, September 25, 2026
Daily Summary
- russ woke up to find an AI had sold his SSD under market value while he slept, later warning cronochris and stare not to blindly trust automation after having to cancel more undervalued listings.
- fuzzy dropped massive leaked details about a pet system in CS2 involving hatching eggs and feeding chickens, leading michael to joke about Valve supplying 'section egg housing' for poverty chickens.
- i_am_samson discovered a WarDogs bug where rebinding zeroing ruins sniper scopes, prompting grim to offer a quick weapon-swap fix while racho bragged about killing grim from 400 meters without zeroing at all.
- tim mentioning his IRL friend called his outfit twink-like sparked a massive server-wide taxonomy debate where michael, cecelia, ashe, richiev, and kabocha fiercely debated the exact physical distinctions between twinks, twunks, otters, and bears.
- grim confessed his terror about attending a birthday party because he previously hooked up with both the birthday girl's sister and best friend, leading cecelia to declare that he dug his own grave.
- panda casually mentioned their house was actively flooding with wheels submerged and a random banana tree floating by, while kabocha simply suggested they swim over.
Daily Polls
One vote per poll · 5 JoxCoins + 5 XP each. Results unlock after you vote.
What change would you like to come to Joxic?
Free entry · up to 100 characters
0/100
Badges Earned
- richiev — Good Press · Lv 2
- fuzzyman3 — Good Press · Lv 3
- big_safety — Good Press · Lv 3
- cronochris — Good Press · Lv 1
- i_am_samson — Good Press · Lv 1
Leaderboards
Poker
| # |  JoxCoins |  XP | Player | Hand Type | Cards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | .k.dub. | Flush | 4♥ 6♥ 9♥ Q♥ K♥ |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | sirhappyc | Two Pair | 9♠ Q♥ Q♣ K♦ K♥ |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | idraws | Two Pair | 8♥ 10♣ 10♥ Q♦ Q♥ |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | panda_san | One Pair | 8♦ 10♠ J♥ K♦ K♥ |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | momomatthew | One Pair | J♣ Q♠ Q♦ K♥ A♣ |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | snoib | One Pair | 8♠ 10♦ 10♣ Q♦ A♠ |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | One Pair | 6♠ 8♥ 9♥ 9♠ 10♠ |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | starmanluffy | One Pair | 5♠ 7♠ 7♣ 9♣ 10♥ |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | Miyu | One Pair | 3♥ 3♠ 9♣ Q♥ A♦ |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | Misato | High Card | 2♦ 4♠ 5♠ K♣ A♦ |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | toastyoasty | High Card | 7♠ 10♦ J♦ Q♦ K♦ |
| 12 | 5 | 10 | Daisy | High Card | 2♠ 8♣ 10♠ J♣ Q♣ |
Joxicon
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Word | Score | Letters |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | PRONATES | 47 | AEPORTSN |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | .k.dub. | COJOINS | 42 | JOLICONS |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | sirhappyc | PATHLESS | 41 | T*SELHAP |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | starmanluffy | RAD | 27 | BCANADRM |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | idraws | ROWAN | 27 | ANOWREWU |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | snoib | RAISE | 20 | ISREAOEA |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | momomatthew | UPPER | 20 | EPEEREPU |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | Miyu | MINOR | 14 | ORNIMLID |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | Daisy | ARGUE | 11 | DIEAGERU |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | Misato | RAISE | 10 | ARSESIDA |
CityGuesser
Answer: Bridgewater, NJ
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Guess | Distance |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | Plainfield, NJ | 11.8 mi |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | .k.dub. | Westchester, NY | 55.2 mi |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | snoib | Pennsylvania | 66.5 mi |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | idraws | New York | 107.4 mi |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | starmanluffy | Pennsylvania | 111.1 mi |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | momomatthew | Rhode Island | 198.1 mi |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | sirhappyc | Maine | 387.0 mi |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | Daisy | Arkansas | 1042.4 mi |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | Misato | Idaho | 2027.3 mi |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | Miyu | Washington | 2338.3 mi |
Hack
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Word | Guesses | Strikes | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | starmanluffy | SMALLER | 7 | 1/7 | CRACKED |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | IMPACTS | 10 | 3/7 | CRACKED |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | .k.dub. | IDENTIFY | 10 | 3/7 | CRACKED |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | sirhappyc | CAPITOL | 10 | 3/7 | CRACKED |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | idraws | CONCORD | 9 | 4/7 | CRACKED |
Activity
Text Activity
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | XP Earned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 | 15 | .russell | 21 |
| 2 | 20 | 15 | grim47 | 21 |
| 3 | 15 | 15 | saetesn | 15 |
| 4 | 10 | 15 | starestare | 11 |
| 5 | 5 | 15 | highwarlordkabocha | 9 |
Voice Activity
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | XP Earned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 | 15 | 253013323241619457 | 61 |
| 2 | 20 | 15 | .russell | 50 |
| 3 | 15 | 15 | lambo | 49 |
| 4 | 10 | 15 | .k.dub. | 40 |
| 5 | 5 | 15 | idraws | 40 |