The Joxic Terminal — 2026-09-26

The Joxic Terminal — Saturday, September 26, 2026

stare posted a detailed guide on exploiting the Target app to snag highly coveted Pokémon merchandise, while momomatthew debated braving the physical noon lines for a promo Mewtwo card.
grim regaled the chat with a story about a recent hookup who wore a 'band' on her ankle, eventually clarifying to a confused russ, lam, and vega that it was a DUI bracelet rather than a house arrest monitor.
After draws complained about getting dusty cleaning out a basement for extra cash, russ admitted he bans cleaners from his own basement to hide his anime figures, which draws immediately suggested was actually a sex dungeon.
While discussing the weather in the Media channel, russ tried to downplay the NYC storm by accidentally claiming he has 'taken loads to the face bigger than this', prompting a very suspicious follow-up from cecelia.
russ also shared that his kid picked out a yuri cooking manga from the library for a bedtime story, noting that the only weird part was that it read like a mukbang.
panda was forced to abandon his car in deep floodwaters and walk to 7-Eleven in the pouring rain, sparking a long debate with chow and russ about the quality of American 7-Eleven egg salad sandwiches.
cecelia was excited to discover her car makes intermittent 'pissbaby' exhaust pops, later spending the evening watching the White Sox lose while cuddling with her boyfriend.

One vote per poll · 5 JoxCoins + 5 XP each. Results unlock after you vote.

Free entry · up to 100 characters

0/100

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Hand Type	Cards
1	100	10	.russell	Trips	8♣ 8♦ 8♠ Q♠ A♠
2	75	10	grim47	Trips	7♣ 8♦ 8♥ 8♠ 9♠
3	50	10	panda_san	Trips	5♣ 5♦ 5♠ 10♥ J♥
4	30	10	idraws	Two Pair	Q♦ Q♠ K♦ A♠ A♣
5	20	10	.k.dub.	Two Pair	5♣ 5♦ Q♦ A♥ A♣
6	10	10	toastyoasty	One Pair	4♦ 10♣ J♠ Q♥ Q♦
7	10	10	momomatthew	One Pair	3♥ 10♦ J♣ J♦ A♦
8	10	10	snoib	One Pair	7♦ 9♥ 9♦ J♣ Q♥
9	10	10	starmanluffy	One Pair	3♣ 4♣ 6♠ 6♣ 9♣
10	10	10	Miyu	One Pair	2♠ 2♣ 3♥ 10♦ A♥
11	5	10	Misato	One Pair	2♠ 2♦ 5♥ 10♠ J♥
12	5	10	sirhappyc	High Card	7♦ 8♥ 10♦ J♥ A♦
13	5	10	fuzzyman3	High Card	4♥ 5♦ 7♥ 8♣ Q♥
14	5	10	Daisy	High Card	2♦ 6♣ 8♣ 9♥ J♠

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Word	Score	Letters
1	100	10	fuzzyman3	TRINAL	46	ALIORTSN
2	75	10	idraws	AZOIC	39	EG*ZATOI
3	50	10	starmanluffy	JAPAN	31	NUMJBAAP
4	30	10	snoib	MARIA	20	AEAIMRRA
5	20	10	momomatthew	GIVEN	20	UVZGEIUN
6	10	10	sirhappyc	WOODY	16	YWEOOTHD
7	10	10	Miyu	AHEAD	14	AEDENAAH
8	10	10	Misato	EARLY	12	TIEYARRL
9	10	10	Daisy	MARIA	11	IDIRAMAA

Answer: Arroyo Grande, CA

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Guess	Distance
1	100	10	fuzzyman3	California	21.1 mi
2	75	10	snoib	California	75.8 mi
3	50	10	momomatthew	California	79.9 mi
4	30	10	sirhappyc	Los Angeles, CA	153.1 mi
5	20	10	idraws	Roseville, CA	252.1 mi
6	10	10	starmanluffy	California	385.1 mi
7	10	10	Miyu	Oklahoma	1330.4 mi
8	10	10	Misato	Louisiana	1677.9 mi
9	10	10	grim47	Illinois	1753.9 mi
10	10	10	Daisy	New York	2479.7 mi

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Word	Guesses	Strikes	Status
1	100	10	idraws	WHENEVER	6	0/7	CRACKED
2	75	10	fuzzyman3	LOYALTY	8	3/7	CRACKED
3	50	10	starmanluffy	NICKNAME	11	4/7	CRACKED
4	30	10	.russell	████████	0	1/7	ACTIVE
5	20	10	sirhappyc	████████	10	7/7	LOCKED

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	XP Earned
1	25	15	.russell	31
2	20	15	grim47	29
3	15	15	panda_san	10
4	10	15	saetesn	8
5	5	15	lambo	7

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	XP Earned
1	25	15	highwarlordkabocha	83
2	20	15	lambo	55
3	15	15	timowoof	54
4	10	15	fuzzyman3	49
5	5	15	thefreshnerd	48