Vol. I · Community Daily
The Joxic Terminal
Monday, September 28, 2026America/New_York
The Joxic Terminal — Monday, September 28, 2026
Daily Summary
- grim asked for McDonald's recommendations, prompting michael to suggest spicy nuggets. The conversation quickly derailed into grim claiming he has 247 FPS vision and used to 'bullseye womp rats outta a T-16'.
- presdough announced he was leaving Chicago because it sucks, leading gprey to explain the airspace was restricted for helicopters. grim chimed in with exact numbers about 14 intercepted planes and signal flares.
- A massive debate broke out over the game WARDOGS. grim complained extensively about the lack of alt-keybinds and threatened to quit over an upcoming seasonal wipe, while racho and chow defended the beta and told him to stop crying.
- Misato and Daisy got into a strangely possessive fight over grim, with Daisy aggressively defending him from racho and his jokes.
- panda unleashed a terrifying, hyper-specific threat involving kidnapping racho and foot-licking. nav stepped in to politely request that he never say anything like that ever again.
- Over in Media, momomatthew showed off his rare miscut Pikachu cards, which turned out to be pieces of a test sheet used to calibrate printer colors.
- michael dropped a massive WARDOGS flex in Media, surviving a full game on one life by building a SAM site in the sunflowers and shooting down helicopters.
Daily Polls
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Leaderboards
Poker
| # | Player | Hand Type | Cards | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | grim47 | Full House | Q♠ Q♦ Q♣ A♣ A♦ | ||
| 2 | fuzzyman3 | Full House | 2♥ 2♣ 9♦ 9♣ 9♥ | ||
| 3 | .k.dub. | Full House | 7♠ 7♥ 7♣ 10♥ 10♦ | ||
| 4 | toastyoasty | Flush | 4♠ 6♠ 10♠ J♠ Q♠ | ||
| 5 | swiss82_99 | Trips | Q♠ Q♣ Q♥ K♥ A♦ | ||
| 6 | starmanluffy | Trips | 6♠ 10♣ 10♠ 10♦ A♠ | ||
| 7 | saetesn | Two Pair | 7♣ K♦ K♥ A♥ A♣ | ||
| 8 | sirhappyc | Two Pair | 9♣ 10♦ 10♠ K♠ K♦ | ||
| 9 | idraws | Two Pair | 2♠ 2♦ 6♦ 7♠ 7♣ | ||
| 10 | snoib | One Pair | 7♦ 8♠ 9♦ K♦ K♣ | ||
| 11 | panda_san | One Pair | 4♠ 7♠ 7♣ 9♣ K♣ | ||
| 12 | Daisy | One Pair | 3♥ 7♦ 7♣ 8♦ J♣ | ||
| 13 | momomatthew | High Card | 7♥ 10♥ Q♠ K♦ A♠ | ||
| 14 | Miyu | High Card | 4♦ 5♣ 6♣ J♣ Q♠ | ||
| 15 | Misato | High Card | 2♣ 3♣ 8♣ 9♠ 10♣ |
Joxicon
| # | Player | Word | Score | Letters | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | idraws | HOLDING | 40 | TGHDLONI | ||
| 2 | fuzzyman3 | ETESIAN | 36 | AEIOETSN | ||
| 3 | starmanluffy | JAPAN | 32 | TAINAEJP | ||
| 4 | sirhappyc | ADVISES | 28 | ASIOVDSE | ||
| 5 | .k.dub. | ANXIOUS | 26 | *OX*IONS | ||
| 6 | Miyu | STICK | 22 | CTSIKOIG | ||
| 7 | snoib | LIVES | 21 | LVIERSOI | ||
| 8 | Misato | REBEL | 20 | EETSREBL | ||
| 9 | momomatthew | OCEAN | 20 | ACENOPMS | ||
| 10 | Daisy | SCORE | 12 | RTECSRRO |
CityGuesser
Answer: Tucson, AZ
| # | Player | Guess | Distance | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | .k.dub. | Tucson, AZ | 8.0 mi | ||
| 2 | sirhappyc | Tuscan, AZ | 8.0 mi | ||
| 3 | idraws | Tucson, AZ | 8.0 mi | ||
| 4 | fuzzyman3 | Douglas, AZ | 93.6 mi | ||
| 5 | starmanluffy | El Julio, Son. | 174.1 mi | ||
| 6 | momomatthew | Nochebuena, Son. | 276.2 mi | ||
| 7 | snoib | Los Ojitos, Sin. | 435.8 mi | ||
| 8 | Miyu | Bowdon, ND | 1213.5 mi | ||
| 9 | Misato | Lancaster, KY | 1537.7 mi | ||
| 10 | Daisy | Harrison, WV | 1777.5 mi |
Hack
| # | Player | Word | Guesses | Strikes | Status | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | fuzzyman3 | FOOTWEAR | 9 | 2/7 | CRACKED | ||
| 2 | idraws | PROTEST | 8 | 2/7 | CRACKED | ||
| 3 | .k.dub. | INQUIRY | 9 | 3/7 | CRACKED | ||
| 4 | starmanluffy | WEDDING | 11 | 5/7 | CRACKED | ||
| 5 | sirhappyc | ████████ | 0 | 0/7 | ACTIVE |
Activity
Text Activity
| # | Player | XP Earned | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | grim47 | 31 | ||
| 2 | .russell | 12 | ||
| 3 | thefreshnerd | 11 | ||
| 4 | panda_san | 8 | ||
| 5 | fuzzyman3 | 5 |
Voice Activity
| # | Player | XP Earned | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | idraws | 168 | ||
| 2 | vega90 | 60 | ||
| 3 | grim47 | 54 | ||
| 4 | thefreshnerd | 50 | ||
| 5 | lambo | 43 |