Vol. I · Community Daily
The Joxic Terminal
Tuesday, September 29, 2026America/New_York
The Joxic Terminal — Tuesday, September 29, 2026
Daily Summary
- presdough shared the tough news that he did not get the Envoy pilot job after competing against highly experienced captains, prompting russ to suggest finding his competitors to send them fake job offers so they decline the real ones.
- racho lamented missing the opportunity to get rich off 'AI slop' content back in the Joxic Productions days, with eric jokingly pointing out how he ended up working at an airport instead.
- grim and russ discussed gaming the Google Rewards system, with grim revealing his strategy of checking off every box to get two-dollar surveys and russ suggesting they could just submit fake receipts if the system wasn't capped.
- tim vented about a student who complained about not receiving a printed worksheet despite being given lined paper to write the single prompt on, leading chow to relate it to standard workplace incompetence.
- eatsand21 asked for a cheap, non-gamer Amazon desk mic recommendation, leading michael on a deep dive for budget options while russ warned that poorly configured condenser mics will pick up everything, including 'your roommate jacking off'.
- lam detailed how he trolled a late-night Republican door canvasser by inventing a fake story about his citizen uncle getting deported, inspiring russ to pitch a high-stakes national Counter-Strike tournament where the losing political demographics are forced to change their vote.
- grim desperately needed ideas to burn through 25 AI image prompts in an hour, to which cecelia instantly suggested 'bbc', prompting grim to claim he had just 'manifested' that exact answer.
Daily Polls
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Badges Earned
- .russell — Good Press · Lv 4
- toastyoasty — Case Opener · Lv 1
Leaderboards
Poker
| # |  JoxCoins |  XP | Player | Hand Type | Cards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | sirhappyc | Full House | 6♥ 6♦ 6♣ A♥ A♠ |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | .k.dub. | Flush | 2♣ 5♣ J♣ Q♣ A♣ |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | momomatthew | Trips | 9♣ J♦ J♥ J♠ A♥ |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | saetesn | Two Pair | 2♥ 2♣ 9♥ A♥ A♣ |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | starmanluffy | Two Pair | J♠ J♦ K♦ K♥ A♣ |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | idraws | Two Pair | 3♥ 6♣ 6♠ K♥ K♣ |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | Two Pair | 7♥ 7♠ J♠ J♦ Q♦ |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | Daisy | One Pair | 3♠ 4♦ K♠ A♥ A♦ |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | Miyu | One Pair | 4♠ 8♥ J♥ J♣ K♠ |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | toastyoasty | One Pair | 7♣ 10♣ J♦ J♠ Q♣ |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | snoib | One Pair | 3♣ 5♥ 5♣ J♠ Q♥ |
| 12 | 5 | 10 | grim47 | High Card | 7♥ 10♦ J♥ Q♠ A♣ |
| 13 | 5 | 10 | Misato | High Card | 2♥ 3♣ 4♣ 6♣ Q♥ |
Joxicon
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Word | Score | Letters |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | sirhappyc | STEERAGE | 71 | ETGAS*EE |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | .k.dub. | CONJOINS | 51 | JO*I*ONS |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | MONSTER | 42 | MEIORTSN |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | starmanluffy | SHIRT | 38 | RTHSEHIO |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | idraws | FIX | 34 | VSIXYFFL |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | snoib | BEGAN | 19 | LFBGNOAE |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | momomatthew | DEALT | 19 | AEEFLTDE |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | Miyu | VALUE | 14 | EEUALANV |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | Daisy | LEWIS | 12 | IAWETSLN |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | Misato | STORM | 12 | OMTTREVS |
CityGuesser
Answer: West Covina, CA
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Guess | Distance |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | idraws | Los Angeles, CA | 19.3 mi |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | starmanluffy | PiñOn Hills, CA | 27.1 mi |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | Pisgah, CA | 95.6 mi |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | .k.dub. | San Francisco, CA | 359.2 mi |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | snoib | Widtsoe, UT | 421.1 mi |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | momomatthew | La Mesa De Bedolla, Son. | 469.0 mi |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | Miyu | Lake George, CO | 773.9 mi |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | Daisy | Alturas, FL | 2174.8 mi |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | sirhappyc | Sea Bright, NJ | 2430.6 mi |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | Misato | Burnham, ME | 2648.8 mi |
Hack
Activity
Text Activity
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | XP Earned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 | 15 | .russell | 38 |
| 2 | 20 | 15 | lambo | 18 |
| 3 | 15 | 15 | grim47 | 17 |
| 4 | 10 | 15 | big_safety | 14 |
| 5 | 5 | 15 | saetesn | 11 |
Voice Activity
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | XP Earned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 | 15 | idraws | 175 |
| 2 | 20 | 15 | .russell | 85 |
| 3 | 15 | 15 | highwarlordkabocha | 75 |
| 4 | 10 | 15 | thefreshnerd | 70 |
| 5 | 5 | 15 | big_safety | 54 |