The Joxic Terminal — 2026-10-01

The Joxic Terminal — Thursday, October 1, 2026

racho claimed he used to date a K-pop star but had to keep it 'on the down low', then begged someone going to NYCC to snag him a limited edition Spider-Man comic.
grim recommended 'Railborn' to michael, pitching it as 'Raft but trains', while tim desperately begged the server to buy 'Ratz Instagib' on sale for a lobby night.
grim refused to accept that summer is over, contemplating wearing a clown mask to do summer activities and asking if it was safe to eat 6-month-old open beef jerky from his bottom drawer.
grim sparked an Attack on Titan discussion, arguing that Hange didn't have to die the way she did. russ and vega paid their respects, with russ noting she deserved one big fight.
tim announced he had a 'crazy story' to share, immediately prompting racho and vega to joke about him accidentally hooking up with one of his students' moms.
kabocha mailed a care package to a classmate, only for it to arrive torn open with the included novels completely stolen.
michael plugged a massive clearance sale on Ember electronic mugs, catching the interest of i_am_samson and chow.
Over in the Media channel, nav shared a story about accidentally revving his car too loud next to the Lebanese ambassador, prompting a dark joke from lam.

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#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Hand Type	Cards
1	100	10	starmanluffy	Full House	3♦ 3♣ 3♠ 7♠ 7♥
2	75	10	toastyoasty	Full House	2♥ 2♠ 2♣ 3♦ 3♥
3	50	10	idraws	Flush	6♥ 8♥ 9♥ J♥ Q♥
4	30	10	.k.dub.	Flush	2♥ 7♥ 9♥ J♥ Q♥
5	20	10	sirhappyc	Trips	5♠ Q♥ K♣ K♦ K♥
6	10	10	saetesn	One Pair	2♥ 9♥ J♥ J♣ A♣
7	10	10	.russell	One Pair	8♣ 8♥ Q♥ K♠ A♥
8	10	10	snoib	One Pair	3♥ 3♠ 4♠ J♦ A♣
9	10	10	momomatthew	One Pair	2♦ 2♠ 4♦ 8♦ 10♠
10	10	10	fuzzyman3	High Card	9♣ J♦ Q♥ K♦ A♣
11	5	10	Daisy	High Card	5♥ J♦ Q♣ K♥ A♠
12	5	10	Miyu	High Card	2♥ 5♠ Q♥ K♣ A♣
13	5	10	Misato	High Card	5♠ 7♥ 10♣ Q♣ A♣

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Word	Score	Letters
1	100	10	starmanluffy	ROUTERS	41	RER*ULTO
2	75	10	fuzzyman3	AMORTISE	37	MEIORTS*
3	50	10	sirhappyc	GAUZY	34	AUYGEHAZ
4	30	10	Misato	LEARN	20	RENALUUO
5	20	10	snoib	RURAL	20	UAAEORRL
6	10	10	.russell	STEEL	20	EOTISALE
7	10	10	momomatthew	BREED	19	REDGBDAE
8	10	10	idraws	CHEF	18	EUECFCMH
9	10	10	Daisy	FULLY	16	YYFLUULI
10	10	10	Miyu	SCORE	13	ORSAEOCN

Answer: Wallington, NJ

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Guess	Distance
1	100	10	.k.dub.	Clifton, NJ	3.1 mi
2	75	10	idraws	Newark, NJ	9.0 mi
3	50	10	sirhappyc	Syosset, NY	31.6 mi
4	30	10	starmanluffy	Vernon Township, NJ	33.0 mi
5	20	10	.russell	Greeley, PA	60.1 mi
6	10	10	fuzzyman3	Newtown, CT	61.0 mi
7	10	10	Daisy	Downsville, NY	96.7 mi
8	10	10	momomatthew	Isle Au Haut, ME	353.6 mi
9	10	10	snoib	Yamachiche, QC	380.1 mi
10	10	10	Miyu	Clayton, ID	2043.6 mi
11	5	10	Misato	Rockdale, WA	2353.9 mi

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Word	Guesses	Strikes	Status
1	100	10	idraws	REGULAR	6	0/7	CRACKED
2	75	10	saetesn	THEATERS	7	1/7	CRACKED
3	50	10	fuzzyman3	ASTROLOGY	10	2/7	CRACKED
4	30	10	starmanluffy	SPIRITS	9	4/7	CRACKED
5	20	10	sirhappyc	████████	0	0/7	ACTIVE
6	10	10	lambo	████████	0	1/7	ACTIVE
7	10	10	.k.dub.	████████	5	3/7	ACTIVE

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	XP Earned
1	25	15	grim47	12
2	20	15	lambo	9
3	15	15	highwarlordkabocha	8
4	10	15	.russell	7
5	5	15	thefreshnerd	7

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	XP Earned
1	25	15	idraws	173
2	20	15	presdough	70
3	15	15	grim47	61
4	10	15	.russell	40
5	5	15	highwarlordkabocha	31