The Joxic Terminal — 2026-09-30

The Joxic Terminal — Wednesday, September 30, 2026

sirhappyc shared a promo for $100 in free Patagonia credit, sending the server into a shopping frenzy. stare and sirhappyc debated jacket choices before russ exploited the deal across four phone lines and declared it dead.
lam pitched a questionable scheme to build a cloud bot network for scalping retail Pokémon card drops. He reasoned they could justify it by donating 20 percent of the profits to children's charities, though russ questioned the logistics.
draws, cecelia, russ, and vega banded together to summon the server bot for a brief but spirited celebration of 'Marill Monday'.
fuzzy shared a local safety warning that sparked a debate over Chicago neighborhoods. cecelia confessed she only trashes downtown to tilt grim, noting she once watched an Altima catch air going 30mph over a South Side speed bump.
cecelia bonded with draws over her chaotic sleep schedule, explaining her brutal mix of insomnia and narcolepsy and revealing her worst record was staying awake for 79 hours straight.
russ asked about returning to a Minecraft server, noting his only knowledge of the game is that a community member once set out to build an amusement park but somehow ended up building a replica of Auschwitz instead, a piece of lore confirmed by tea.
panda shared an error screen stating their device ran into a problem, joking to draws that the machine had likely walked off to pick a physical fight with the neighbors.

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#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Hand Type	Cards
1	100	10	starmanluffy	Full House	2♥ 2♦ 2♠ 7♣ 7♦
2	75	10	starestare	Flush	7♣ 8♣ J♣ Q♣ K♣
3	50	10	.k.dub.	Flush	4♥ 5♥ 6♥ 8♥ J♥
4	30	10	grim47	Straight	2♣ 3♠ 4♦ 5♥ 6♣
5	20	10	saetesn	Trips	3♠ 8♣ 8♦ 8♥ A♥
6	10	10	toastyoasty	Trips	6♠ 7♠ 7♥ 7♦ A♣
7	10	10	idraws	Trips	7♦ 7♣ 7♥ 8♠ K♦
8	10	10	snoib	Trips	7♥ 7♠ 7♣ J♥ Q♦
9	10	10	sirhappyc	Trips	3♣ 3♦ 3♥ 7♠ K♣
10	10	10	highwarlordkabocha	Two Pair	2♥ 8♥ 8♦ J♥ J♠
11	5	10	wonyluvvyever	Two Pair	3♠ 3♦ 7♣ 7♦ 8♥
12	5	10	.russell	One Pair	2♠ 2♥ 6♥ Q♥ K♦
13	5	10	Misato	One Pair	2♠ 2♣ 3♦ 5♣ Q♥
14	5	10	Miyu	High Card	3♣ 9♥ J♦ K♦ A♥
15	5	10	momomatthew	High Card	2♥ 4♠ 7♦ K♣ A♦
16	—	—	fuzzyman3	High Card	8♠ 9♦ 10♥ Q♦ K♦
17	—	—	Daisy	High Card	3♣ 6♦ 7♥ 9♣ K♠

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Word	Score	Letters
1	100	10	fuzzyman3	AILERONS	44	AEIORS
2	75	10	.k.dub.	OXO	31	UOXSCONS
3	50	10	snoib	TAKEN	22	KENAWRTE
4	30	10	momomatthew	NEWLY	22	RWOEYNLT
5	20	10	Daisy	FAULT	21	AHEUTLFA
6	10	10	sirhappyc	DEATH	19	EVYHIDTA
7	10	10	idraws	TAGGED	18	GDAAEGIT
8	10	10	starmanluffy	EASY	17	AALES*YA
9	10	10	Misato	LARGE	12	OALOGREA
10	10	10	Miyu	TRADE	6	TDUDAAER

Answer: Cerritos, CA

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Guess	Distance
1	100	10	snoib	Bellflower, CA	4.1 mi
2	75	10	.k.dub.	Los Angeles, CA	16.5 mi
3	50	10	fuzzyman3	Beverly Hills, CA	22.8 mi
4	30	10	momomatthew	Pittsburg, CA	359.5 mi
5	20	10	starmanluffy	Sacremento, CA	377.2 mi
6	10	10	sirhappyc	Sacramento, CA	377.2 mi
7	10	10	idraws	Sacramento, CA	377.2 mi
8	10	10	Miyu	Mayflower, AR	1458.4 mi
9	10	10	Daisy	Foley, MN	1509.7 mi
10	10	10	grim47	Chicago, IL	1738.0 mi
11	5	10	.russell	Florida	2186.9 mi
12	5	10	Misato	Tyonek, AK	2382.3 mi
13	5	10	highwarlordkabocha	New York	2388.2 mi

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Word	Guesses	Strikes	Status
1	100	10	starmanluffy	TRADITION	8	1/7	CRACKED
2	75	10	idraws	OBVIOUS	8	2/7	CRACKED
3	50	10	fuzzyman3	MANUALS	9	3/7	CRACKED
4	30	10	highwarlordkabocha	PROMOTED	11	4/7	CRACKED
5	20	10	sirhappyc	GOVERNOR	11	5/7	CRACKED
6	10	10	.k.dub.	████████	0	0/7	ACTIVE
7	10	10	grim47	████████	0	1/7	ACTIVE

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	XP Earned
1	25	15	.russell	22
2	20	15	saetesn	17
3	15	15	lambo	16
4	10	15	grim47	14
5	5	15	starestare	12

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	XP Earned
1	25	15	idraws	159
2	20	15	grim47	75
3	15	15	lambo	59
4	10	15	.russell	55
5	5	15	thefreshnerd	40