Vol. I · Community Daily
The Joxic Terminal
Friday, October 2, 2026America/New_York
The Joxic Terminal — Friday, October 2, 2026
Daily Summary
- michael played proxy shopper at Target, picking up Ember smart mugs in sage and sandstone for lam and i_am_samson, while snoib questioned the logic of a pricey mug that needs an app.
- Over in the Media channel, momomatthew braved 42-degree weather to line up early for Pokémon booster bundles, leading lam to suggest stealing unattended 'ghost chairs' and claiming it was just picking up litter.
- What started as double_dime_698137 showing off their dog quickly derailed when chow, tea, and russ unleashed a barrage of cursed mutant-dog edits, forcing draws to declare that God had left the chat.
- A generational divide opened when grim reminisced about their 2007 'strong juggalo summer' with Nokia bricks and 2XL shirts, prompting cecelia to ruthlessly point out she was literally a toddler at the time.
- cecelia baked nearly four dozen cookies and offered up the massive surplus in the Media channel, which draws happily volunteered to help consume.
- Joxic Bot relentlessly spammed Marill GIFs throughout the day, confusing panda and making draws wonder if it was somehow Marill Monday again.
Daily Polls
One vote per poll · 5 JoxCoins + 5 XP each. Results unlock after you vote.
What change would you like to come to Joxic?
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Badges Earned
- fuzzyman3 — Community DJ · Lv 3
- double_dime_698137 — Good Press · Lv 1
Leaderboards
Poker
| # | Player | Hand Type | Cards | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | starmanluffy | Quads | K♠ A♣ A♦ A♠ A♥ | ||
| 2 | idraws | Full House | 6♥ 6♣ 7♠ 7♦ 7♥ | ||
| 3 | fuzzyman3 | Full House | 6♠ 6♥ 6♦ 9♥ 9♣ | ||
| 4 | spookygoats | Flush | 2♥ 3♥ 8♥ 10♥ Q♥ | ||
| 5 | .k.dub. | Flush | 2♠ 4♠ 7♠ 9♠ Q♠ | ||
| 6 | sirhappyc | Two Pair | 5♦ 6♠ 6♦ 8♠ 8♦ | ||
| 7 | Misato | One Pair | 6♥ Q♣ K♣ A♦ A♣ | ||
| 8 | .russell | One Pair | 5♣ 7♣ J♠ K♥ K♣ | ||
| 9 | toastyoasty | One Pair | 5♦ 9♠ 9♥ J♣ K♠ | ||
| 10 | snoib | One Pair | 5♥ 7♦ 7♠ Q♥ A♣ | ||
| 11 | momomatthew | High Card | 4♣ 10♥ Q♥ K♦ A♠ | ||
| 12 | Miyu | High Card | 3♣ 5♥ 7♣ J♠ K♣ | ||
| 13 | starestare | High Card | 6♦ 7♦ 8♦ J♥ Q♦ | ||
| 14 | Daisy | High Card | 2♦ 5♥ 9♠ 10♠ J♣ |
Joxicon
| # | Player | Word | Score | Letters | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | starmanluffy | VALET | 38 | AVELTLAD | ||
| 2 | idraws | JOYS | 38 | IOYISDLJ | ||
| 3 | sirhappyc | FAWNING | 35 | *EFANW*G | ||
| 4 | fuzzyman3 | IGNORANT | 33 | A*IORTNN | ||
| 5 | .k.dub. | JINX | 32 | JCXITANS | ||
| 6 | momomatthew | WOUND | 20 | UONRSDXW | ||
| 7 | snoib | BREED | 19 | IBUDGERE | ||
| 8 | Daisy | JOINT | 18 | STHGNJIO | ||
| 9 | Misato | CRASH | 18 | HNCEARAS | ||
| 10 | Miyu | THESE | 12 | EEDHTSHG | ||
| 11 | .russell | EN | -2 | NEGNHYVL |
CityGuesser
Answer: El Paso, TX
| # | Player | Guess | Distance | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | fuzzyman3 | San Elizario, TX | 23.9 mi | ||
| 2 | snoib | Sherman, NM | 101.4 mi | ||
| 3 | idraws | Tucson, AZ | 262.9 mi | ||
| 4 | momomatthew | Canyon, TX | 341.7 mi | ||
| 5 | starmanluffy | Walters, OK | 499.9 mi | ||
| 6 | sirhappyc | Texas | 530.3 mi | ||
| 7 | Miyu | West Mountain, UT | 642.4 mi | ||
| 8 | Daisy | Burdick, KS | 718.6 mi | ||
| 9 | Misato | Rockdale, WA | 1334.6 mi | ||
| 10 | .russell | Here, HI | 3137.1 mi |
Hack
| # | Player | Word | Guesses | Strikes | Status | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | fuzzyman3 | POSSESS | 4 | 0/7 | CRACKED | ||
| 2 | idraws | RAILWAY | 9 | 3/7 | CRACKED | ||
| 3 | .k.dub. | ████████ | 0 | 0/7 | ACTIVE | ||
| 4 | sirhappyc | ████████ | 0 | 0/7 | ACTIVE | ||
| 5 | starmanluffy | ████████ | 9 | 7/7 | LOCKED |