Vol. I · Community Daily
The Joxic Terminal
Saturday, October 3, 2026America/New_York
The Joxic Terminal — Saturday, October 3, 2026
Daily Summary
- grim took shrooms, claimed they hit 'willy Wonka style', and went to space while spamming Instagram reels.
- sirhappyc complained about getting wet from parking lot sprinklers, prompting russ to pitch a smart roof water cannon. The chat concluded it would inevitably target the server's Asian population.
- chow went on a long quest for an ergonomic, dark purple keyboard with a volume knob, receiving extensive consultation from tea, draws, and 'random stranger' lorva.
- vega suspected he was being background checked by Joxic ICE, leading to a tangent where lorva had to prove his heritage by naming five culturally significant Mongols (including Beethoven and his dad).
- russ assigned everyone a Pokémon counterpart, dubbing draws Tinkatink, tea an antique Polteageist, and fuzzy a freshly blow-dried Furfrou.
- racho got caught off guard and shared footage of himself 'acting a fool' at a show, much to the amusement of panda.
- In Media, tim dropped receipts from a chaotic speed-dating match who spam-called him at midnight and sent massive manipulative texts. nav, cecelia, and the rest of the server agreed he dodged a 'thermonuclear bomb' before he finally blocked her.
Daily Polls
One vote per poll · 5 JoxCoins + 5 XP each. Results unlock after you vote.
What change would you like to come to Joxic?
Free entry · up to 100 characters
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Badges Earned
Leaderboards
Poker
| # |  JoxCoins |  XP | Player | Hand Type | Cards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | sirhappyc | Full House | 7♠ 7♣ 7♦ K♠ K♦ |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | idraws | Full House | 5♣ 5♦ 5♥ J♦ J♠ |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | toastyoasty | Full House | 4♦ 4♥ 4♣ J♦ J♥ |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | momomatthew | Full House | 3♣ 3♦ 3♠ 6♥ 6♣ |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | snoib | Trips | 4♠ 8♥ 8♠ 8♣ J♠ |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | .k.dub. | One Pair | J♣ J♥ Q♥ K♦ A♣ |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | starmanluffy | One Pair | 5♠ 6♠ 9♥ 9♠ 10♠ |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | Daisy | High Card | 3♥ 4♠ 9♣ Q♥ A♣ |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | High Card | 2♣ 3♣ 9♣ J♣ K♦ |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | Miyu | High Card | 2♦ 5♠ 7♠ 9♦ Q♠ |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | Misato | High Card | 3♣ 4♦ 6♦ 9♣ Q♥ |
| 12 | 5 | 10 | .russell | High Card | 4♦ 8♥ 9♠ 10♣ J♣ |
Joxicon
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Word | Score | Letters |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | idraws | COZIER | 57 | IGCUOZER |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | sirhappyc | WIZ | 45 | VZREUWYI |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | starmanluffy | BRAINY | 41 | IYMRNAIB |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | .k.dub. | JINX | 30 | JOXI*ONS |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | RANSOMER | 28 | AERO**SN |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | snoib | ALLOW | 21 | ALRLOIWA |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | .russell | STYLE | 21 | ESLTNSGY |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | momomatthew | SERVE | 21 | SGCREVOE |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | Daisy | CHEAP | 18 | NECPARHP |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | Miyu | GIVEN | 14 | CIOYNVEG |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | Misato | SHELL | 12 | ESLELHMN |
CityGuesser
Answer: San Rafael, CA
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Guess | Distance |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | .k.dub. | Berkeley, CA | 14.2 mi |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | momomatthew | Martinez, CA | 20.0 mi |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | .russell | Galt, CA | 65.4 mi |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | snoib | Sheridan, CA | 91.1 mi |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | sirhappyc | California | 201.7 mi |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | starmanluffy | Ridgecrest, CA | 309.8 mi |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | idraws | Lancaster, CA | 331.4 mi |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | Burbank, CA | 351.7 mi |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | Misato | Eagleville, TN | 1974.2 mi |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | Miyu | Ithaca, MI | 2000.9 mi |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | Daisy | Asheboro, NC | 2343.3 mi |
Hack
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Word | Guesses | Strikes | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | CHALLENGE | 7 | 0/7 | CRACKED |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | starmanluffy | LIVERPOOL | 9 | 2/7 | CRACKED |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | .k.dub. | ELIGIBLE | 7 | 2/7 | CRACKED |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | idraws | OBVIOUSLY | 10 | 2/7 | CRACKED |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | sirhappyc | ████████ | 0 | 0/7 | ACTIVE |
Activity
Text Activity
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | XP Earned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 | 15 | .russell | 30 |
| 2 | 20 | 15 | oolong.tea | 27 |
| 3 | 15 | 15 | saetesn | 18 |
| 4 | 10 | 15 | spookygoats | 16 |
| 5 | 5 | 15 | idraws | 16 |
Voice Activity
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | XP Earned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 | 15 | vega90 | 165 |
| 2 | 20 | 15 | idraws | 156 |
| 3 | 15 | 15 | fuzzyman3 | 74 |
| 4 | 10 | 15 | highwarlordkabocha | 73 |
| 5 | 5 | 15 | wo1ves | 44 |