Vol. I · Community Daily
The Joxic Terminal
Wednesday, October 14, 2026America/New_York
The Joxic Terminal — Wednesday, October 14, 2026
Daily Summary
- momomatthew tried to rally a CS2 five-stack with michael, lam, kabocha, grim, and chow, but the dream died when his wifi dropped and he could not remember his password for russ to fill in.
- russ, lam, racho, and sirhappyc went deep down a Pokémon lore rabbit hole, debating if Hitmonchan can remove his gloves, whether Alakazam's spoons are biologically attached, and if Pokémon actually killed each other in Lt. Surge's war.
- presdough shared some bad news about missing out on a job opportunity due to lack of experience, prompting lam, draws, and chow to share their own past job-hunting struggles and offer encouragement.
- kabocha admitted to passing out in his office chair for two and a half hours, leading ashe to defend it as 'just a lil break' while grim and racho tried to figure out if he was unconscious.
- russ pitched an idea to use Claude to build an anti-opp car turret, but grim and ashe pointed out that driving a Tesla while gangbanging is a terrible tactical decision.
- Over in Media, tea dropped a sleek HHKB keyboard recommendation, while ashe showed off a very colorful new set of keycaps.
- nate, stare, and panda bonded over Deadlock mains, with nate revealing way too much about a custom mod that vibrates when taking damage.
Daily Polls
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What change would you like to come to Joxic?
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Badges Earned
- n8fen — Good Press · Lv 2
Leaderboards
Poker
| # | Player | Hand Type | Cards | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | .russell | Full House | 4♣ 4♦ A♣ A♠ A♥ | ||
| 2 | big_safety | Full House | 8♥ 8♦ 8♣ A♦ A♠ | ||
| 3 | momomatthew | Flush | 6♣ 7♣ 10♣ J♣ Q♣ | ||
| 4 | toastyoasty | Flush | 4♦ 5♦ 8♦ 10♦ Q♦ | ||
| 5 | snoib | Straight | 10♦ J♦ Q♠ K♥ A♦ | ||
| 6 | sirhappyc | Two Pair | 7♣ 7♦ 10♣ A♥ A♠ | ||
| 7 | starmanluffy | Two Pair | 6♠ 8♥ 8♣ K♦ K♥ | ||
| 8 | idraws | One Pair | 8♣ J♠ K♦ K♠ A♠ | ||
| 9 | Misato | High Card | 3♥ 4♣ 5♠ 6♦ Q♦ | ||
| 10 | Miyu | High Card | 2♣ 3♠ 5♠ 8♦ J♦ | ||
| 11 | Daisy | High Card | 2♦ 3♣ 5♣ 6♣ J♦ | ||
| 12 | fuzzyman3 | High Card | 3♣ 4♣ 5♣ 8♥ 10♣ |
Joxicon
| # | Player | Word | Score | Letters | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | sirhappyc | BOUGIE | 43 | *NUOEBIA | ||
| 2 | big_safety | EXCEL | 38 | ETLXECEM | ||
| 3 | starmanluffy | WALLET | 33 | GEWUTALL | ||
| 4 | idraws | WEBCAM | 33 | AHEEMBWC | ||
| 5 | snoib | EXIST | 25 | EWXTIHSL | ||
| 6 | fuzzyman3 | RIOJA | 20 | AEIORJSC | ||
| 7 | Misato | YOUNG | 14 | NUGYYGSO | ||
| 8 | Daisy | MOUNT | 13 | TORTNUMT | ||
| 9 | Miyu | PLAIN | 11 | IAONPLNT | ||
| 10 | .russell | QI | 11 | SSAIENTQ |
CityGuesser
Answer: Webster, NY
| # | Player | Guess | Distance | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | fuzzyman3 | Hume, NY | 61.7 mi | ||
| 2 | big_safety | Bethlehem, PA | 204.9 mi | ||
| 3 | sirhappyc | Maryland | 285.9 mi | ||
| 4 | starmanluffy | Grosse Ile Township, MI | 301.4 mi | ||
| 5 | Miyu | Ithaca, MI | 362.7 mi | ||
| 6 | snoib | St-Raymond, QC | 381.5 mi | ||
| 7 | idraws | Maine | 412.3 mi | ||
| 8 | momomatthew | Eau Claire, WI | 708.8 mi | ||
| 9 | Daisy | Gray, GA | 777.1 mi | ||
| 10 | .russell | Minnesota | 830.8 mi | ||
| 11 | Misato | Stanford, MT | 1609.9 mi |