Vol. I · Community Daily
The Joxic Terminal
Thursday, October 15, 2026America/New_York
The Joxic Terminal — Thursday, October 15, 2026
Daily Summary
- grim complained non-stop about how terrible 'War Dogs' is while simultaneously dominating the game and speedrunning to Recon level 11. panda joked about him being a military sniper, while russ, fuzzy, and lam watched his grind in awe.
- A discussion about slow typing led to tim flexing his impressive words-per-minute speed using only his thumbs on a phone. russ suggested he test those skills while driving 50mph, and stare chimed in with an inappropriate joke about thumb action.
- Over in the Media channel, sirhappyc shared a link about Amar'e Stoudemire becoming a cop, prompting king to casually mention meeting the former NBA star at Costco. cecelia noted her only celebrity encounter was YouTuber Tom Scott.
- racho pondered the philosophical and sexual implications of being possessed by a ghost, eventually revealing he has to perform a highly questionable act as punishment for losing his ESPN fantasy football league to an inactive team.
- kabocha challenged the server to Pokémon Random Battles, an event that ended quickly after grim got disconnected, got banned, and declared the game 'dogshit'.
- michael and snoib coordinated some late-night Minecraft chores, with michael securing meteor internals while snoib asked for permission to do some relaxing 'offscreen mining'.
- momomatthew posted a video to demonstrate exactly how much cream cheese he expects on a sandwich, which draws accurately described as 'cream cheese with bagel'.
Daily Polls
One vote per poll · 5 JoxCoins + 5 XP each. Results unlock after you vote.
What change would you like to come to Joxic?
Free entry · up to 100 characters
0/100
Badges Earned
- snoib — Good Press · Lv 2
Leaderboards
Poker
| # |  JoxCoins |  XP | Player | Hand Type | Cards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | toastyoasty | Straight | 10♥ J♦ Q♥ K♥ A♥ |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | .russell | Straight | 6♦ 7♣ 8♠ 9♠ 10♥ |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | sirhappyc | Trips | 5♥ 5♠ 5♦ 8♣ A♣ |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | starmanluffy | Two Pair | 5♣ 5♠ Q♣ Q♥ A♣ |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | momomatthew | One Pair | 6♣ 9♥ Q♥ K♠ K♣ |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | One Pair | 6♦ 9♥ 10♥ K♠ K♥ |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | Miyu | One Pair | 4♠ J♦ J♥ Q♥ K♣ |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | idraws | One Pair | 5♣ 9♠ 9♣ J♠ K♣ |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | Misato | One Pair | 2♥ 5♥ 8♠ 8♥ Q♥ |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | snoib | One Pair | 2♣ 2♥ 4♦ Q♥ K♥ |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | .k.dub. | One Pair | 2♥ 2♣ 7♠ 10♥ Q♣ |
| 12 | 5 | 10 | big_safety | High Card | 6♣ 10♠ J♥ Q♠ A♠ |
| 13 | 5 | 10 | Daisy | High Card | 2♥ 4♥ 9♥ Q♦ K♣ |
Joxicon
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Word | Score | Letters |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | idraws | PUNJABIS | 65 | A*IPS**J |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | big_safety | LIGATED | 41 | ELRAGTDI |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | INSOLATE | 35 | *EIO*TSN |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | starmanluffy | MOOT | 29 | AEIOMOTE |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | sirhappyc | CAVEMAN | 25 | *NV*CM*E |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | Miyu | MAYBE | 21 | YUGABMEA |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | snoib | CHART | 21 | UAFHTRRC |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | momomatthew | THEME | 21 | EUTDEUHM |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | .russell | SLEEP | 20 | AEISEPLO |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | Daisy | SHOWN | 18 | WYSOANHO |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | Misato | DYING | 16 | UNAYIOGD |
CityGuesser
Answer: West Orange, NJ
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Guess | Distance |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | snoib | Sparrow Bush, NY | 47.3 mi |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | idraws | Bethlehem, PA | 59.7 mi |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | big_safety | Bethlehem, PA | 59.7 mi |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | momomatthew | Huntersland, NY | 121.3 mi |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | Daisy | West Warwick, RI | 154.8 mi |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | Worcester, MA | 162.2 mi |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | starmanluffy | Kilgore, OH | 353.9 mi |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | .russell | Danville, WV | 444.2 mi |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | Miyu | Eagleville, TN | 756.8 mi |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | sirhappyc | Illinois | 773.0 mi |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | Misato | Belton, TX | 1456.4 mi |
Hack
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Word | Guesses | Strikes | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | starmanluffy | EVERYDAY | 6 | 0/7 | CRACKED |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | BENCHMARK | 11 | 2/7 | CRACKED |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | idraws | POSSESS | 6 | 2/7 | CRACKED |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | snoib | JAMAICA | 11 | 6/7 | CRACKED |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | sirhappyc | ████████ | 0 | 0/7 | ACTIVE |
Activity
Text Activity
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | XP Earned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 | 15 | grim47 | 17 |
| 2 | 20 | 15 | .russell | 15 |
| 3 | 15 | 15 | wonyluvvyever | 10 |
| 4 | 10 | 15 | thefreshnerd | 10 |
| 5 | 5 | 15 | idraws | 5 |
Voice Activity
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | XP Earned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 | 15 | idraws | 174 |
| 2 | 20 | 15 | thefreshnerd | 169 |
| 3 | 15 | 15 | grim47 | 105 |
| 4 | 10 | 15 | highwarlordkabocha | 60 |
| 5 | 5 | 15 | .russell | 44 |