Vol. I · Community Daily
The Joxic Terminal
Friday, October 16, 2026America/New_York
The Joxic Terminal — Friday, October 16, 2026
Daily Summary
- tim panicked after his students discovered his usernames and started adding him across Discord, Snapchat, and Instagram. Later, he reflected on the state of teaching, confirming that while the job isn't as bad as Reddit claims, the literacy crisis is very real.
- kabocha innocently asked if 100,000 people could fit inside the Twin Towers, sparking a massive, chaotic debate. draws aggressively questioned their historical knowledge and challenged them to an IQ test, while russ and michael debated square footage and safe occupancy limits.
- fuzzy complained about a sudden cold front, while ashe and renaissancial complained about searing heat in Colorado. cecelia played peacekeeper, declaring 50-64 degrees to be the perfect temperature.
- A game of favorites emerged for 'Marill Monday' when the server bot responded perfectly to draws but completely ignored panda, leading to accusations of bot racism.
- grim placed a 333 JoxCoin bet that Groot will die and get turned into a toothpick in the next Marvel movie. draws declared he will simply pass away if that happens.
- russ and sirhappyc weighed the economic merits of bizarre collectibles, trying to determine if vintage bra hooks or gamer girl bathwater was the superior investment.
- fuzzy, kabocha, and michael analyzed a wild sports article about a high school football coach who benched his QB for changing a play, suspended 12 players for defending him, and subsequently lost 99-7.
- snoib flexed completing a game to 100 percent in 160 hours by doing all the side quests first, which nav pointed out is dangerously close to the 100-hour world speedrun record.
Daily Polls
One vote per poll · 5 JoxCoins + 5 XP each. Results unlock after you vote.
What change would you like to come to Joxic?
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Badges Earned
- saetesn — Good Press · Lv 4
Leaderboards
Poker
| # |  JoxCoins |  XP | Player | Hand Type | Cards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | sirhappyc | Full House | 5♣ 5♠ 7♣ 7♠ 7♥ |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | momomatthew | Flush | 8♣ 10♣ Q♣ K♣ A♣ |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | .k.dub. | Flush | 3♥ 7♥ 9♥ K♥ A♥ |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | toastyoasty | Straight | 10♥ J♣ Q♠ K♦ A♦ |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | starmanluffy | Straight | 7♠ 8♥ 9♠ 10♠ J♠ |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | Daisy | One Pair | 2♣ 3♠ 8♣ 8♦ A♥ |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | High Card | 3♠ 4♠ 9♠ J♠ A♦ |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | idraws | High Card | 6♦ 7♦ 9♣ Q♦ K♦ |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | Misato | High Card | 2♣ 4♦ 5♦ 6♣ K♦ |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | snoib | High Card | 4♦ 9♦ 10♥ J♥ Q♠ |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | Miyu | High Card | 2♠ 5♠ 6♦ J♠ Q♠ |
| 12 | 5 | 10 | .russell | High Card | 2♥ 3♣ 4♠ 5♥ 10♠ |
Joxicon
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Word | Score | Letters |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | idraws | FLAWLESS | 37 | *SASLWLE |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | EROTICAL | 36 | AEIORT** |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | starmanluffy | SENORITA | 36 | *EIORTSN |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | sirhappyc | BARRING | 23 | PI*NBARR |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | snoib | MONTH | 21 | NTGIORMH |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | .russell | STRIP | 20 | PVRTISRK |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | momomatthew | DYING | 19 | YDNIUGED |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | Miyu | SUITE | 15 | EUIESTLT |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | Misato | ENJOY | 15 | XYSENJZO |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | Daisy | READY | 14 | YADURAAE |
CityGuesser
Answer: Baltimore, MD
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Guess | Distance |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | idraws | Baltimore, MD | 4.2 mi |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | momomatthew | Havre De Grace, MD | 30.0 mi |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | Willowstone, MD | 39.4 mi |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | Misato | Thompsontown, PA | 95.5 mi |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | starmanluffy | Salvia, VA | 98.9 mi |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | .russell | Lockport, NY | 291.2 mi |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | Daisy | Hopkinton, MA | 331.4 mi |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | snoib | Pickens, SC | 460.1 mi |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | sirhappyc | Arkansas | 920.8 mi |
Hack
Activity
Text Activity
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | XP Earned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 | 15 | idraws | 21 |
| 2 | 20 | 15 | .russell | 20 |
| 3 | 15 | 15 | highwarlordkabocha | 19 |
| 4 | 10 | 15 | grim47 | 18 |
| 5 | 5 | 15 | thefreshnerd | 8 |
Voice Activity
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | XP Earned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 | 15 | idraws | 171 |
| 2 | 20 | 15 | presdough | 88 |
| 3 | 15 | 15 | highwarlordkabocha | 79 |
| 4 | 10 | 15 | snoib | 66 |
| 5 | 5 | 15 | lambo | 48 |