The Joxic Terminal — 2026-10-17

The Joxic Terminal — Saturday, October 17, 2026

racho complained about a broken neutral safety switch in his car, which devolved into him demanding the AI bot Daisy explain car mechanics while flashing him; Daisy told him to keep it clean, earning a swift 'stfu'.
panda declared that drinking White Monster makes him a 'white person', while racho warned him the energy drink is bad for children before pivoting to K-pop and Valorant.
fuzzy pitched tab a photography idea involving an AWP scope. tab worried the Counter-Strike audience wasn't wide enough, but russ and eatsand21 suggested it could work in Russia if the players weren't broke from gambling or drafted.
russ delivered an unprompted, hyper-detailed comparison between the capacity of the original Twin Towers and Penn State's football stadium, which somehow concluded with an analogy about a papercut taking down a 12-inch schlong. lam sensibly agreed that dick shots are dangerous.
racho posted a picture of a Barnes and Noble in Des Moines, leading grim and tea to conclude the bookstore looks exactly like a Call of Duty or Counter-Strike map.
grim pitched creating a 24/7 Joxic Twitch channel fed by everyone's Discord video calls to make the server famous. fuzzy shot it down with the philosophy 'if everyone is famous then nobody is.'
Over in the Media channel, nav announced having three free pizzas to give away, prompting momomatthew to conveniently develop a sudden pizza craving later that night.

One vote per poll · 5 JoxCoins + 5 XP each. Results unlock after you vote.

Free entry · up to 100 characters

0/100

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Hand Type	Cards
1	100	10	fuzzyman3	Flush	4♣ 9♣ 10♣ Q♣ K♣
2	75	10	starmanluffy	Two Pair	6♣ 6♦ K♦ K♥ A♠
3	50	10	idraws	Two Pair	2♦ 7♣ 7♦ 10♥ 10♦
4	30	10	.k.dub.	Two Pair	6♣ 6♦ 8♣ 8♥ 10♣
5	20	10	snoib	One Pair	3♣ 4♣ Q♦ A♦ A♣
6	10	10	.russell	One Pair	5♦ Q♦ K♣ K♥ A♦
7	10	10	toastyoasty	One Pair	J♠ J♥ Q♠ K♠ A♠
8	10	10	Misato	One Pair	9♠ 9♦ 10♣ K♠ A♦
9	10	10	Miyu	One Pair	5♠ 8♦ 8♥ 10♦ J♥
10	10	10	momomatthew	One Pair	7♥ 7♦ 9♣ J♦ A♠
11	5	10	sirhappyc	One Pair	6♥ 6♣ J♣ K♦ A♣
12	5	10	Daisy	High Card	7♥ 8♦ J♥ Q♦ A♣

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Word	Score	Letters
1	100	10	starmanluffy	STRAINED	58	AIRTSN
2	75	10	fuzzyman3	WOMANIST	38	AIOTSN
3	50	10	idraws	KLUTZY	37	LVKYG**Z
4	30	10	sirhappyc	MOBILIZE	29	B*IOEZ
5	20	10	Daisy	TAKEN	22	AWTEANSK
6	10	10	momomatthew	SPOKE	22	ENOSTKPO
7	10	10	.russell	NURSE	20	NSIRLOEU
8	10	10	snoib	GLOBE	19	NNEELGOB
9	10	10	.k.dub.	ARGUE	19	NEQRUGHA
10	10	10	Misato	GRANT	12	TDAIGNRA
11	5	10	Miyu	YOUNG	9	OUENGYNZ

Answer: Thousand Oaks, CA

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Guess	Distance
1	100	10	.k.dub.	Ventura, CA	24.7 mi
2	75	10	fuzzyman3	Singing Springs, CA	47.3 mi
3	50	10	idraws	Chino, CA	72.4 mi
4	30	10	starmanluffy	Callender, CA	111.4 mi
5	20	10	snoib	Lost Hills, CA	113.8 mi
6	10	10	sirhappyc	San Diego, CA	143.2 mi
7	10	10	momomatthew	Balch, CA	179.1 mi
8	10	10	Misato	Tonto Basin, AZ	437.6 mi
9	10	10	Daisy	Chilili, NM	724.8 mi
10	10	10	.russell	Forest Hills, NY	2487.5 mi
11	5	10	Miyu	Roxbury, VT	2534.4 mi

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Word	Guesses	Strikes	Status
1	100	10	fuzzyman3	IMAGINE	7	1/7	CRACKED
2	75	10	starmanluffy	COACHES	8	2/7	CRACKED
3	50	10	idraws	ELECTRON	9	2/7	CRACKED
4	30	10	sirhappyc	████████	0	0/7	ACTIVE

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	XP Earned
1	25	15	grim47	12
2	20	15	.russell	11
3	15	15	thefreshnerd	9
4	10	15	fuzzyman3	7
5	5	15	n8fen	5

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	XP Earned
1	25	15	idraws	153
2	20	15	presdough	79
3	15	15	snoib	73
4	10	15	highwarlordkabocha	73
5	5	15	big_safety	69