The Joxic Terminal — 2026-10-28

The Joxic Terminal — Wednesday, October 28, 2026

cecelia scored a 92% in her speech class, while racho admitted his secret strategy for passing was just lying confidently on his essays. russ offered some solid public speaking advice.
A lively chat about horror games revealed that richiev and racho are absolute cowards who prefer to hide in the van, while cecelia and russ thrive on multiplayer scares in Lethal Company and Phasmophobia.
lam went on a quest to pass the server's infamous 'Racism Certification', sparking a deep debate. grim argued the feature was weird to wake up to, but russ, michael, and cecelia defended it as a funny tradition and corporate satire. Meanwhile, Misato aggressively shut down lam at every turn.
nav finally received a work-issued MacBook Pro after waiting a year, tragically arriving on the exact day Apple announced the brand new models. vega and wo1ves offered their condolences.
grim petitioned to add a worldwide version of City Guesser, noting the only downside is that some people cannot spell locations like 'voasdiamsleimer'.
racho and russ casually dropped One Piece spoilers in chat, devastating sirhappyc who is stuck on episode 540. stare chimed in with a terrible pun about reviving characters as 'ice'.

One vote per poll · 5 JoxCoins + 5 XP each. Results unlock after you vote.

Free entry · up to 100 characters

0/100

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Hand Type	Cards
1	100	10	.k.dub.	Quads	9♠ J♠ J♣ J♦ J♥
2	75	10	starmanluffy	Full House	Q♦ Q♣ Q♥ K♣ K♦
3	50	10	timowoof	Full House	8♣ 8♥ 8♠ K♠ K♥
4	30	10	swiss82_99	Flush	4♦ 6♦ 10♦ Q♦ K♦
5	20	10	momomatthew	Flush	2♥ 5♥ 8♥ Q♥ K♥
6	10	10	.russell	Two Pair	2♥ 2♣ 6♥ 7♣ 7♠
7	10	10	idraws	Two Pair	2♣ 2♠ 3♣ 3♦ K♥
8	10	10	grim47	One Pair	9♥ 10♦ J♥ A♠ A♣
9	10	10	toastyoasty	One Pair	J♥ Q♣ K♦ K♠ A♦
10	10	10	big_safety	One Pair	7♣ J♥ J♣ Q♥ K♦
11	5	10	fuzzyman3	One Pair	2♥ 9♣ 10♠ 10♥ J♠
12	5	10	snoib	One Pair	6♣ 7♥ 8♦ 8♠ 10♦
13	5	10	sirhappyc	One Pair	4♦ 4♣ 10♣ J♥ Q♦
14	5	10	Daisy	High Card	4♦ 5♠ 7♥ 10♥ A♣
15	5	10	Miyu	High Card	2♣ 6♦ 7♦ 10♠ Q♦
16	—	—	Misato	High Card	2♣ 4♣ 6♣ 8♠ 9♥

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Word	Score	Letters
1	100	10	idraws	DINOSAUR	45	RNDSOUIA
2	75	10	starmanluffy	SALTY	42	BADLYTLS
3	50	10	fuzzyman3	INTRORSE	35	REIORTSN
4	30	10	momomatthew	READY	33	IREAADY*
5	20	10	timowoof	AXMEN	31	OVNAXOME
6	10	10	.k.dub.	QUICK	29	KQUDCOOI
7	10	10	sirhappyc	EMPTY	21	PIMTEFEY
8	10	10	snoib	OCEAN	20	BEAZNCOA
9	10	10	Daisy	MAJOR	19	AAAORJMA
10	10	10	Miyu	INPUT	12	IIANUPTH
11	5	10	Misato	EIGHT	9	EHEIEKGT
12	5	10	.russell	RUE	8	EURURUEE

Answer: Ellsworth, IA

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Guess	Distance
1	100	10	momomatthew	Des Moines, IA	55.6 mi
2	75	10	fuzzyman3	Lakonta, IA	96.5 mi
3	50	10	sirhappyc	Wymore, NE	220.7 mi
4	30	10	snoib	Belleview, IL	257.0 mi
5	20	10	grim47	Illinois	276.4 mi
6	10	10	idraws	Illinois	276.4 mi
7	10	10	timowoof	Kansas	314.4 mi
8	10	10	.k.dub.	Wayne City, IL	386.9 mi
9	10	10	big_safety	Bethlehem, PA	947.7 mi
10	10	10	Miyu	Tonto Basin, AZ	1127.1 mi
11	5	10	.russell	Marysville, AZ	1181.5 mi
12	5	10	Misato	Marion Forks, OR	1423.1 mi
13	5	10	starmanluffy	California	1456.1 mi

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	WPM	Accuracy
1	100	10	.russell	80.3	94.5%
2	75	10	timowoof	78.9	95.2%
3	50	10	snoib	40.5	97.5%
4	30	10	idraws	40.0	92.7%
5	20	10	fuzzyman3	30.4	93.0%

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	XP Earned
1	25	15	.russell	58
2	20	15	thefreshnerd	53
3	15	15	lambo	20
4	10	15	grim47	19
5	5	15	saetesn	17

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	XP Earned
1	25	15	idraws	161
2	20	15	presdough	54
3	15	15	momomatthew	46
4	10	15	.russell	43
5	5	15	grim47	40