The Joxic Terminal — 2026-10-29

The Joxic Terminal — Thursday, October 29, 2026

russ discovered a bizarre listing for an unused casket being sold as a Halloween prop; sirhappyc and lam speculated on the tragic backstory while vega pitched buying and rebranding it for Joxic.
racho spent the night relentlessly challenging everyone to duel in Def Jam Fight for New York, resulting in grim dismissing the classic game as 'hood ai slop' and shocking chow.
A video of Blippi cracking card packs led russ and sirhappyc to debate method acting, while michael and stare investigated the deep lore of multiple Blippis and actor cancellations.
grim contemplated a 4 AM bike ride for free beer and Subway, prompting russ to express jealousy over his 2008-era lifestyle while racho suspected a Jedi mind trick.
eatsand21 asked the chat for a good METAR, leading draws to suggest coding a daily AI-generated METAR minigame; eatsand21 immediately rejected the idea as boring.
tea showed off a massive meal that impressed tim and stare, though draws was slightly horrified to realize the food was resting directly on top of a mousepad.
ashe reported that russ unexpectedly showed up at her workplace looking incredibly exhausted, which he quickly blamed on his kids keeping him awake.
The server reacted to a viral Hyrox race biohazard incident, with lam shocked over the lack of a disqualification and racho wondering about the athlete's tragic new legacy.

One vote per poll · 5 JoxCoins + 5 XP each. Results unlock after you vote.

Free entry · up to 100 characters

0/100

Standings are provisional — final placement payouts lock in after midnight Eastern.

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Hand Type	Cards
1	100	10	.k.dub.	Quads	8♠ Q♣ Q♥ Q♠ Q♦
2	75	10	starmanluffy	Full House	3♥ 3♠ A♠ A♦ A♣
3	50	10	snoib	Full House	6♣ 6♠ Q♥ Q♦ Q♣
4	30	10	idraws	Full House	9♥ 9♣ 9♠ A♥ A♣
5	20	10	.russell	Full House	2♥ 2♣ 6♦ 6♠ 6♥
6	10	10	sirhappyc	Two Pair	6♣ 10♠ 10♥ K♦ K♠
7	10	10	toastyoasty	Two Pair	8♠ 8♦ K♠ K♦ A♣
8	10	10	fuzzyman3	One Pair	10♠ Q♣ Q♠ K♠ A♣
9	10	10	momomatthew	High Card	7♥ 10♥ J♠ K♠ A♠
10	10	10	Misato	High Card	4♦ 6♥ 10♦ J♠ A♣
11	5	10	Daisy	High Card	2♣ 6♥ 9♥ J♠ A♣
12	5	10	Miyu	High Card	3♣ 5♠ 7♦ 10♠ J♥

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Word	Score	Letters
1	100	10	idraws	POSITIVE	51	PEIIOT
2	75	10	fuzzyman3	SEDATION	48	AEIO*TSN
3	50	10	starmanluffy	REBEL	30	ELBYEUUR
4	30	10	sirhappyc	FRAME	21	QFDOEMRA
5	20	10	momomatthew	ALLOW	21	AEWLOLGW
6	10	10	Daisy	COUNT	20	CNUITOHR
7	10	10	.k.dub.	ROUTE	20	TRDOSYEU
8	10	10	.russell	SCENE	20	EOLNSIEC
9	10	10	snoib	DRILL	19	LIEIDRLS
10	10	10	Misato	VALUE	13	ALAUVERM
11	5	10	Miyu	OFTEN	8	RFONETCK

Answer: Long Beach, CA

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Guess	Distance
1	100	10	idraws	Los Angeles, CA	16.0 mi
2	75	10	fuzzyman3	Desert Hot Springs, CA	89.2 mi
3	50	10	momomatthew	Chula Vista, CA	104.4 mi
4	30	10	.russell	Ejido El Ajusco, B.C.	184.5 mi
5	20	10	starmanluffy	Colonia Colorado Cinco, B.C.	187.6 mi
6	10	10	.k.dub.	Big Pine, CA	226.5 mi
7	10	10	snoib	Frazier Wells, AZ	315.9 mi
8	10	10	sirhappyc	Ejido El Claro, Son.	469.7 mi
9	10	10	Daisy	Stanford, MT	1009.5 mi
10	10	10	Misato	Stanford, MT	1009.5 mi
11	5	10	Miyu	Redwater, MS	1648.5 mi

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	WPM	Accuracy
1	100	10	idraws	57.6	96.5%
2	75	10	starmanluffy	46.4	95.1%
3	50	10	.k.dub.	44.0	92.8%
4	30	10	fuzzyman3	30.1	92.0%

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	XP Earned
1	25	15	.russell	18
2	20	15	grim47	15
3	15	15	thefreshnerd	13
4	10	15	fuzzyman3	9
5	5	15	idraws	7

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	XP Earned
1	25	15	highwarlordkabocha	60
2	20	15	presdough	55