The Joxic Terminal — 2026-10-30

The Joxic Terminal — Friday, October 30, 2026

Daily Summary

grim and russ debated card game elements, trying to figure out why the 'Celestial Annihilation V' card looks electric but actually does holy damage.
racho proudly announced his first-ever CS hackusation, thrilled that people finally think he is cheating instead of just being terrible at the game; ashe warned him the novelty wears off fast.
vega warned everyone not to check a specific Steam store page, leading panda and sirhappyc to discover racho deliberately leaves a lewd, censored game open on his profile 24/7 just so his friends see it.
michael confessed to admiring a well-cut lawn, sparking a massive debate with cecelia, russ, lam, and snoib over what a 'shiny' Italian Michael would be (options included Sicilian, Greek, or a Lamborghini dipped in olive oil).
kabocha sheepishly admitted to paying for an AI Dungeon Master, which spiraled into a weird conversation with vega, ashe, racho, and russ about hallucinating bots and AI erotica.
racho and russ shared their favorite strategies for ragebaiting kabocha in CS, which include throwing terrible fake smokes onto roofs and blaming him for the bad lineups.
grim shared a surprisingly heavy and dark reflection on manifesting his mother's death to brace himself for the emotional pain, declaring that Marvel's Ultron was right to want to end humanity; vega offered condolences.
Over in the Media channel, shuppet posting a photo of $4.29 gas prompted russ to joke that he secretly charges his EV in vega's driveway while he sleeps.

Daily Polls

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Badges Earned

snoib — Map Master · Lv 3
oolong.tea — Root Access · Lv 1

Leaderboards

Poker

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Hand Type	Cards
1	100	10	fuzzyman3	Full House	10♥ 10♠ A♦ A♠ A♥
2	75	10	grim47	Full House	10♥ 10♦ 10♣ Q♠ Q♣
3	50	10	starmanluffy	Full House	6♥ 6♠ 8♠ 8♦ 8♥
4	30	10	idraws	Flush	5♣ 7♣ 9♣ J♣ A♣
5	20	10	momomatthew	Flush	5♥ 7♥ 9♥ J♥ Q♥
6	10	10	sirhappyc	Two Pair	9♠ J♥ J♠ K♣ K♠
7	10	10	.k.dub.	Two Pair	2♥ 2♦ 6♥ 7♥ 7♦
8	10	10	toastyoasty	One Pair	3♥ 6♠ 7♦ A♠ A♥
9	10	10	Misato	One Pair	8♦ 8♠ 10♦ Q♦ A♦
10	10	10	snoib	One Pair	8♥ 8♦ 10♣ Q♦ K♣
11	5	10	Miyu	One Pair	5♥ 5♦ 8♠ J♥ A♦
12	5	10	Daisy	One Pair	3♥ 4♦ 4♣ Q♥ K♦

Joxicon

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Word	Score	Letters
1	100	10	fuzzyman3	TOASTIER	50	AEIORTST
2	75	10	starmanluffy	GOOEY	37	OTTEGYOL
3	50	10	idraws	DOZE	26	DEIESOZE
4	30	10	snoib	MAJOR	25	OBIFARMJ
5	20	10	sirhappyc	TEETH	21	TDEHTSEI
6	10	10	.k.dub.	BIRTH	21	HRIBZTRR
7	10	10	momomatthew	SHALL	21	THLLDAES
8	10	10	Miyu	WATCH	19	TONIHCWA
9	10	10	Daisy	PILOT	12	TPLOAIUT
10	10	10	Misato	TRIBE	12	EBIEVTRO

CityGuesser

Answer: Macomb, IL

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Guess	Distance
1	100	10	snoib	Macomb, IL	11.4 mi
2	75	10	fuzzyman3	Whitefield, IL	81.2 mi
3	50	10	grim47	Illinois	86.9 mi
4	30	10	momomatthew	Riverside, IA	91.9 mi
5	20	10	idraws	Bloomington, IN	232.7 mi
6	10	10	sirhappyc	Oil Trough, AR	331.7 mi
7	10	10	.k.dub.	Alcester, SD	355.3 mi
8	10	10	Misato	Woodland Beach, DE	806.4 mi
9	10	10	Miyu	Hopkinton, MA	998.5 mi
10	10	10	starmanluffy	California	1595.8 mi

HackerType

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	WPM	Accuracy
1	100	10	oolong.tea	71.5	98.5%
2	75	10	.k.dub.	66.9	96.2%
3	50	10	starmanluffy	63.2	94.9%
4	30	10	idraws	50.4	94.1%
5	20	10	fuzzyman3	25.1	96.9%

Activity

Text Activity

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	XP Earned
1	25	15	grim47	23
2	20	15	thefreshnerd	18
3	15	15	.russell	17
4	10	15	saetesn	14
5	5	15	doommoder	12

Voice Activity

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	XP Earned
1	25	15	idraws	156
2	20	15	big_safety	75
3	15	15	oolong.tea	60
4	10	15	snoib	50
5	5	15	presdough	31