Vol. I · Community Daily
The Joxic Terminal
Saturday, October 31, 2026America/New_York
The Joxic Terminal — Saturday, October 31, 2026
Daily Summary
- cecelia and momomatthew bonded over dream cars and the horrors of city commutes, comparing the reckless weaving of LA to the 'retard maxxing' of Chicago traffic.
- cecelia and ashe shared custom barking emojis, prompting momomatthew to lament his own forehead size and explain his tedious routine of cutting up 5mg hair loss pills prescribed by his dad.
- tea bought a massive Buzzball she dubbed a 'reverse health potion' to cope with an upcoming 14-hour shift, while cecelia considered drinking but was trapped under her sleeping boyfriend.
- tea aggressively demanded a Zelda ROM from calamitysword, which somehow led to calamitysword gaslighting cecelia into believing her boyfriend is a hallucination and she is actually trapped in a 'grippy sock jail'.
- calamitysword threatened to suplex tea on her next Vancouver visit, sparking a group debate with cecelia and racho about weight classes, getting drunk, and the tendency to kiss animals and feet while intoxicated.
- A late-night discussion saw calamitysword taking their first edibles for sleep and discussing lifelong auditory hallucinations, prompting cecelia to break down the clinical differences between schizophrenia and DID.
- russ explained to tea and stare that Discord has a hidden cheat detection system that flags users if their keystroke timing is perfectly equal.
- Over in Media, cecelia shared a Counter-Strike reel that snoib correctly noted would be vastly improved by covering 100% of the screen with gambling ads.
Daily Polls
One vote per poll · 5 JoxCoins + 5 XP each. Results unlock after you vote.
What change would you like to come to Joxic?
Free entry · up to 100 characters
0/100
Badges Earned
- starmanluffy — Cryptography Expert · Lv 5
- highwarlordkabocha — The Boot Collector · Lv 1
- starestare — Good Press · Lv 4
- timowoof — Root Access · Lv 1
- calamitysword — Good Press · Lv 1
Leaderboards
Poker
| # |  JoxCoins |  XP | Player | Hand Type | Cards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | timowoof | Full House | J♦ J♠ J♥ K♠ K♥ |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | momomatthew | Full House | 3♠ 3♣ 3♦ K♦ K♣ |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | toastyoasty | Flush | 3♥ 4♥ 6♥ K♥ A♥ |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | snoib | Flush | 3♥ 4♥ 5♥ 8♥ A♥ |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | Straight | 9♥ 10♠ J♦ Q♦ K♥ |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | .k.dub. | One Pair | 3♣ 7♥ 8♠ A♣ A♦ |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | starmanluffy | One Pair | 6♦ 7♥ 8♣ 10♠ 10♥ |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | highwarlordkabocha | One Pair | 6♥ 6♠ 10♥ J♥ A♥ |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | sirhappyc | One Pair | 3♣ 3♥ 5♦ J♥ A♥ |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | idraws | High Card | 4♥ 7♥ 8♥ Q♠ K♥ |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | Miyu | High Card | 5♠ 8♥ 9♣ 10♠ Q♣ |
| 12 | 5 | 10 | Daisy | High Card | 5♦ 6♠ 9♦ 10♥ Q♥ |
| 13 | 5 | 10 | Misato | High Card | 4♦ 6♣ 9♥ 10♦ Q♠ |
Joxicon
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Word | Score | Letters |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | highwarlordkabocha | VICTORS | 33 | TRTIVSCO |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | AIRIEST | 27 | AEIO*TSI |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | starmanluffy | BRAIN | 24 | NCMIRIAB |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | sirhappyc | JUDGE | 23 | JGDTEAUS |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | snoib | POWER | 21 | OERDEIPW |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | .k.dub. | CHART | 21 | HRTCAKRR |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | momomatthew | POWER | 21 | RWOPEPNR |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | Daisy | LUCKY | 19 | UEKYLOCE |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | idraws | FACE | 17 | AOECTQOF |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | Miyu | MEANT | 13 | TMAEUEXN |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | Misato | ALONG | 8 | UOAGLEEN |
CityGuesser
Answer: Eagle, ID
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | Guess | Distance |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | sirhappyc | Caldwell, ID | 16.3 mi |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | momomatthew | Council, ID | 68.8 mi |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | Salisbury, OR | 95.7 mi |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | snoib | Baker, ID | 163.0 mi |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | .k.dub. | Bonners Ferry, ID | 360.8 mi |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | starmanluffy | Tillamook, OR | 385.7 mi |
| 7 | 10 | 10 | timowoof | Roseville, CA | 427.9 mi |
| 8 | 10 | 10 | Misato | Columbia, VA | 2022.9 mi |
| 9 | 10 | 10 | Daisy | South Laurel, MD | 2052.9 mi |
| 10 | 10 | 10 | idraws | Cambridge, DE | 2122.8 mi |
| 11 | 5 | 10 | highwarlordkabocha | New York, NY | 2153.4 mi |
| 12 | 5 | 10 | Miyu | Burnham, ME | 2292.6 mi |
HackerType
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | WPM | Accuracy |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 100 | 10 | timowoof | 94.7 | 95.7% |
| 2 | 75 | 10 | starmanluffy | 74.4 | 98.6% |
| 3 | 50 | 10 | idraws | 63.7 | 100.0% |
| 4 | 30 | 10 | highwarlordkabocha | 62.7 | 94.0% |
| 5 | 20 | 10 | oolong.tea | 58.7 | 96.9% |
| 6 | 10 | 10 | fuzzyman3 | 28.0 | 95.5% |
Activity
Text Activity
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | XP Earned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 | 15 | saetesn | 59 |
| 2 | 20 | 15 | calamitysword | 31 |
| 3 | 15 | 15 | oolong.tea | 21 |
| 4 | 10 | 15 | momomatthew | 21 |
| 5 | 5 | 15 | thefreshnerd | 18 |
Voice Activity
| # | JoxCoins | XP | Player | XP Earned |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 25 | 15 | highwarlordkabocha | 81 |
| 2 | 20 | 15 | snoib | 59 |
| 3 | 15 | 15 | presdough | 54 |
| 4 | 10 | 15 | idraws | 45 |
| 5 | 5 | 15 | momomatthew | 43 |