The Joxic Terminal — 2026-11-01

The Joxic Terminal — Sunday, November 1, 2026

grim raged against the new osu! dungeon minigame, arguing the numbers inside the bubbles are too distracting. racho and snoib had to explain the numbers dictate the sequence, while ashe roasted him for playing on baby mode.
snoib demanded math puzzles be added to the dungeon pool. ashe called the idea cringe, leading tea to lean fully into Asian stereotypes to explain the appeal.
cecelia flexed their rhythm game credentials, revealing they have been making charts for a DDR-style game called Project Outfox for six years.
snoib and russ brainstormed new mechanics for the gun cards in Joxic Dungeons, pitching elemental variants like a 'fire AK47' and unique perks like the Mac-10 saving a turn.
racho interrogated michael on his use of white vernacular like 'malarky', prompting russ to drop a list of 81 stereotypically white phrases. michael admitted if he worked at a sperm bank he would exclusively say 'get a load of this guy', prompting russ to tell him to check Indeed for openings.
swiss82_99 briefly returned to general chat after ordering PC replacement wires, prompting racho to float a conspiracy theory that the K-pop group TWICE paused their solo careers specifically because Swiss went offline.
tea appraised a photo of sealed 7/11 chicken nuggets posted by racho, pricing the 'factory new' items at a solid $2000 or best offer.

One vote per poll · 5 JoxCoins + 5 XP each. Results unlock after you vote.

Free entry · up to 100 characters

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Standings are provisional — final placement payouts lock in after midnight Eastern.

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Hand Type	Cards
1	100	10	.russell	Full House	9♥ 9♣ A♥ A♣ A♠
2	75	10	momomatthew	Full House	2♦ 2♥ 2♠ A♦ A♠
3	50	10	highwarlordkabocha	Trips	2♠ 2♦ 2♥ 6♣ A♦
4	30	10	fuzzyman3	One Pair	7♣ Q♠ K♠ A♣ A♥
5	20	10	snoib	One Pair	8♥ J♦ K♦ A♣ A♦
6	10	10	toastyoasty	One Pair	2♦ 10♥ K♠ A♦ A♠
7	10	10	starmanluffy	One Pair	4♠ 9♣ Q♦ Q♣ A♦
8	10	10	Daisy	One Pair	2♦ 8♥ 10♦ Q♣ Q♠
9	10	10	.k.dub.	One Pair	5♣ 7♠ 9♠ Q♦ Q♠
10	10	10	sirhappyc	One Pair	3♦ 7♣ 9♥ 9♠ Q♠
11	5	10	idraws	One Pair	2♣ 4♣ 8♦ 8♣ A♣
12	5	10	Miyu	High Card	2♣ 3♣ 10♦ Q♣ A♣
13	5	10	Misato	High Card	4♣ 7♦ 8♥ 9♣ 10♠
14	5	10	grim47	High Card	2♠ 5♦ 6♦ 7♠ 8♣

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Word	Score	Letters
1	100	10	idraws	QUEENS	44	NOSQEEUH
2	75	10	momomatthew	BOXES	30	SBXOBPIE
3	50	10	Misato	DAILY	20	DALYRLUI
4	30	10	snoib	RURAL	20	RAOUMLLR
5	20	10	.k.dub.	AHEAD	20	WHEADAER
6	10	10	starmanluffy	MARIA	20	AGQMAARI
7	10	10	sirhappyc	GLOBE	19	QBLOGEOS
8	10	10	Miyu	EVERY	18	IARYVEEI
9	10	10	Daisy	DYING	16	YGIDUCAN
10	10	10	fuzzyman3	ISOLATE	13	ALIORTSE
11	5	10	.russell	DIGGER	8	EDIGE**I

Answer: New Canaan, CT

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Guess	Distance
1	100	10	.russell	Oceanside, NY	35.8 mi
2	75	10	fuzzyman3	Poughkeepsie, NY	45.1 mi
3	50	10	idraws	Hartford, CT	60.2 mi
4	30	10	Miyu	Downsville, NY	101.3 mi
5	20	10	.k.dub.	Downe, NJ	164.7 mi
6	10	10	starmanluffy	Frontenac Islands, ON	260.1 mi
7	10	10	sirhappyc	Northwest Piscataquis, ME	408.3 mi
8	10	10	snoib	Deckerville, MI	498.3 mi
9	10	10	Misato	Asheboro, NC	508.0 mi
10	10	10	Daisy	Heyworth, IL	812.1 mi
11	5	10	grim47	Illinois	812.1 mi

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	WPM	Accuracy
1	100	10	.russell	101.3	97.4%
2	75	10	starmanluffy	90.7	95.3%
3	50	10	highwarlordkabocha	81.3	99.7%
4	30	10	snoib	56.0	98.1%
5	20	10	idraws	55.7	98.6%
6	10	10	fuzzyman3	30.9	87.3%

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#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Score	Difficulty
1	500	50	highwarlordkabocha	6370	hard
2	375	50	.k.dub.	5687	medium
3	250	50	snoib	5196	medium
4	150	50	thefreshnerd	5034	hard
5	100	50	starmanluffy	4877	medium
6	50	50	grim47	3470	hard
7	50	50	.russell	3334	easy
8	50	50	momomatthew	2131	easy
9	50	50	presdough	525	medium
10	50	50	saetesn	100	easy
11	25	50	milkbreadruss	11	medium

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	XP Earned
1	25	15	.russell	85
2	20	15	thefreshnerd	46
3	15	15	saetesn	44
4	10	15	snoib	42
5	5	15	calamitysword	26

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	XP Earned
1	25	15	idraws	170
2	20	15	highwarlordkabocha	74
3	15	15	snoib	68
4	10	15	.russell	59
5	5	15	presdough	44