The Joxic Terminal — 2026-11-09

The Joxic Terminal — Monday, November 9, 2026

cecelia realized she can't escape World of Warcraft after someone in her speech class did a presentation on the 2005 virtual plague, prompting russ, panda, and ashe to reflect on the devastating virtual illness.
chow asked about the odds of grabbing a Zelda-skinned Switch 2 restock and got hit with a smooth 'You're a hot item' line from kabocha, while king confirmed they sell out instantly.
vega shared the completely random news that their boss is taking the team out to Medieval Times this December.
presdough put out an APB for a WoW RFC dungeon run to farm a hammer and bracers, successfully coordinating a squad with nate, lam, kabocha, and racho.
A massive conspiracy theory formed when russ, draws, panda, and tim concluded that fuzzy is actually a Chinese spy named 'DONG WEI' who is keeping records on everyone in the server.

One vote per poll · 5 JoxCoins + 5 XP each. Results unlock after you vote.

Free entry · up to 100 characters

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Standings are provisional — final placement payouts lock in after midnight Eastern.

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Hand Type	Cards
1	100	10	fuzzyman3	Full House	J♣ J♠ K♦ K♥ K♠
2	75	10	sirhappyc	Flush	2♣ 4♣ 6♣ 10♣ K♣
3	50	10	snoib	Trips	2♥ K♥ A♣ A♥ A♠
4	30	10	big_safety	Trips	3♠ K♥ K♣ K♦ A♦
5	20	10	.k.dub.	Trips	9♥ Q♠ K♥ K♠ K♦
6	10	10	toastyoasty	Trips	9♥ 10♥ K♣ K♦ K♠
7	10	10	idraws	Trips	3♥ 3♦ 3♠ 9♠ 10♥
8	10	10	highwarlordkabocha	Trips	3♣ 3♥ 3♠ 5♠ 10♣
9	10	10	.russell	Two Pair	2♦ 7♠ 7♥ 10♠ 10♦
10	10	10	momomatthew	Two Pair	3♠ 4♠ 4♣ 8♦ 8♠
11	5	10	Misato	One Pair	2♦ 4♥ 4♠ J♦ A♥
12	5	10	starmanluffy	High Card	7♣ 9♥ J♣ Q♣ K♦
13	5	10	Daisy	High Card	5♣ 7♦ 8♠ 10♣ K♠
14	5	10	Miyu	High Card	3♣ 5♦ 6♥ 7♠ 10♥

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Word	Score	Letters
1	100	10	starmanluffy	ETHENES	50	SGETNHEE
2	75	10	Daisy	STOCK	22	OGKSCTJS
3	50	10	idraws	QUE	22	KEQEOUIX
4	30	10	momomatthew	ENTRY	21	SNERYRTB
5	20	10	snoib	SPACE	20	ASKEPICE
6	10	10	Miyu	ADOPT	19	EODPATAA
7	10	10	sirhappyc	BLIND	19	DEINOLRB
8	10	10	.k.dub.	UNDUE	19	UDUNLDPE
9	10	10	Misato	SHOWN	17	HNSDNNOW
10	10	10	fuzzyman3	SAFFRON	16	A*AORFSN
11	5	10	toastyoasty	LIMIT	7	IAITILMS

Answer: North Amityville, NY

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Guess	Distance
1	100	10	fuzzyman3	Torrington, CT	79.6 mi
2	75	10	starmanluffy	Blairstown, NJ	87.3 mi
3	50	10	big_safety	Bethlehem, PA	102.5 mi
4	30	10	idraws	York, PA	181.6 mi
5	20	10	snoib	Danby, VT	182.7 mi
6	10	10	momomatthew	Epsom, NH	205.4 mi
7	10	10	Misato	Roxbury, VT	237.2 mi
8	10	10	.k.dub.	Conesus, NY	257.0 mi
9	10	10	sirhappyc	Saint-Fortunat, QC	372.5 mi
10	10	10	Miyu	Indianapolis, IN	674.5 mi
11	5	10	Daisy	West Mountain, UT	2003.8 mi

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	WPM	Accuracy
1	100	10	starmanluffy	91.5	93.0%
2	75	10	idraws	56.8	97.7%
3	50	10	snoib	50.7	96.0%
4	30	10	fuzzyman3	33.9	92.8%

No results recorded.

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	Score	Difficulty
1	500	50	idraws	8096	Hard
2	375	50	starmanluffy	7748	Hard
3	250	50	highwarlordkabocha	7666	Hard
4	150	50	momomatthew	5694	Medium
5	100	50	.k.dub.	5687	Medium
6	50	50	timowoof	5535	Medium
7	50	50	snoib	5196	Medium
8	50	50	thefreshnerd	5034	Hard
9	50	50	presdough	4998	Hard
10	50	50	starestare	3602	Hard
11	25	50	grim47	3470	Hard
12	25	50	.russell	3334	Easy
13	25	50	saetesn	100	Easy
14	25	50	milkbreadruss	11	Medium

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	XP Earned
1	25	15	.russell	9
2	20	15	saetesn	9
3	15	15	thefreshnerd	5
4	10	15	spookygoats	4
5	5	15	vega90	4

#	JoxCoins	XP	Player	XP Earned
1	25	15	presdough	86
2	20	15	lambo	84
3	15	15	momomatthew	59
4	10	15	idraws	51
5	5	15	highwarlordkabocha	49